People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:44 pm
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People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
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Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:59 pm
Are you seriously suggesting that we give credence to the notion that International Man of Business, Laird Mik of the northern shires share his sauna/steam room with other people? Ha. Give the real Laird his login back before he has you quartered...
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:21 pm
It’s the annual open day for the staff.
Mrs mik suggested I might want therefore to wear trunks in the sauna. No.
Mrs mik suggested I might want therefore to wear trunks in the sauna. No.
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:31 pm
Sounds like a right balls up.
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:40 am
mik wrote: Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:21 pm It’s the annual open day for the staff.
Mrs mik suggested I might want therefore to wear trunks in the sauna. No.
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:43 am
A steamy steam room full of steam is a perfect place for a perfectly legitimate businessman to carry out perfectly legitimate business. The steam means that no electronic listening devices can be left in there which is an odd coincidence.
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:55 pm
There was no suggestion of impropriety implied. However the laird has scaled the giddy heights of international business, his methods work.Jimmy Choo wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:43 am A steamy steam room full of steam is a perfect place for a perfectly legitimate businessman to carry out perfectly legitimate business. The steam means that no electronic listening devices can be left in there which is an odd coincidence.
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:06 pm
It never fails to depress me how our Danish friend is better at our language than we are
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:40 pm
I remember watching some documentary online about Russian businessmen who would frequently invite each other to saunas bollock nekkid and whip each other with birch leaves whilst discussing multi-million dolla deals. It was their way of building rapport and trust and I guess there’s no better way of building trust than being naked and whipped.
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:48 pm
My Dutch boss to me once: "Should I use the present or past form of the subjunctive in this sentence?"JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:06 pm It never fails to depress me how our Danish friend is better at our language than we are
Me: "Whu..?"
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:53 pm
My Hungarian ex would frequently correct my grammar.
Yeah whatevs
Yeah whatevs
Re: People that can’t pass through sauna/steam room doors quickly
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:54 pm
Anyone who's seen Viggo Mortensen's sack swinging free in Eastern Promises will get an idea about how easy Russians are about sauna nudityMito Man wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:40 pm I remember watching some documentary online about Russian businessmen who would frequently invite each other to saunas bollock nekkid and whip each other with birch leaves whilst discussing multi-million dolla deals. It was their way of building rapport and trust and I guess there’s no better way of building trust than being naked and whipped.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:38 pm
Thank you!JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:06 pm It never fails to depress me how our Danish friend is better at our language than we are