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MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:56 am
by ilmostro
Went to the doctors (yesterday) for my annual asthma check up.

Seems Measles is on the rise in Europe. Mostly Germany, Greece and Italy, hmmm wonder why those countries.

Anyway as I'm a old cunt, I never had the MMR vaccine (it was introduced in the U.K. in 1988, so after I left school)

So I basically said I was going to Le Mans in June (I'm not - probably) and the the gave me the vaccine.


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMR_vaccine

The vaccine does not cause autism. (TBH I my case who could fucking tell anyway)

Might be something to look into before the summer hols.


https://ecdc.europa.eu/sites/portal/fil ... l-2018.pdf

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:22 am
by Swervin_Mervin
Did you never have measles or mumps when you were a kid, or the separate vaccines? I never had MMR but either had the infections or separate jabs.

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:36 am
by NotoriousREV
I had both mumps and measles. I don't have autism. Checkmate.

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:42 am
by JLv3.0
Aren't the anti-vaccination brigade swivel-eyed retards or is this an actual thing?

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:44 am
by unzippy
Autism is a spectrum - everyone is on that scale, just that some are further along than others..

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:45 am
by Swervin_Mervin
unzippy wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:44 am Autism is a spectrum - everyone is on that scale, just that some are further along than others..
And most on here are probably a fair way along it :P

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:46 am
by NotoriousREV
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:42 am Aren't the anti-vaccination brigade swivel-eyed retards or is this an actual thing?
Retards. Complete and utter retards.

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:57 am
by Delphi
Anti-vaxxers, Flat Earthers, Chem Trailers and all the rest of the morons holding back the progress of humanity should be rounded up and shot. I've fucking had it with the lot of them.

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:58 am
by Jezh
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:46 am
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:42 am Aren't the anti-vaccination brigade swivel-eyed retards or is this an actual thing?
Retards. Complete and utter retards.
File in the same retard class that includes flat earthers, foil hat wearers, creationists , scientologists et al

Edit What Delphi said!!!! He beat me to it :lol:

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:42 am
by JLv3.0
OK I'm on point then, I lump all these categories together as well.

Add to that religioners and "engineers" :lol: (joke FFS :D )

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:51 am
by NotoriousREV
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Edit: I've used this picture loads of times over the last few years and only just realised that the switch is marked ON - ON :lol:

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:54 am
by Carlos
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:42 am Aren't the anti-vaccination brigade swivel-eyed retards or is this an actual thing?
It turns out the Dr who wrote the paper linking MMR to Autism was given a bung of something like £500k and eventually struck off the general medical register :roll:

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:55 am
by JLv3.0
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:51 am Image

Edit: I've used this picture loads of times over the last few years and only just realised that the switch is marked ON - ON :lol:
Indeed :lol:

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:28 pm
by V8Granite
Yes but have you seen the ingredients in some of that stuff!!!!!!

It’s got like arsenic in and evryfink.

I blame Facebook.

Dave!

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:41 pm
by Rich B
Carlos wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:54 am
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:42 am Aren't the anti-vaccination brigade swivel-eyed retards or is this an actual thing?
It turns out the Dr who wrote the paper linking MMR to Autism was given a bung of something like £500k and eventually struck off the general medical register :roll:
Dr who isn’t real Carlos...

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:44 pm
by ilmostro
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:22 am Did you never have measles or mumps when you were a kid, or the separate vaccines? I never had MMR but either had the infections or separate jabs.
I had measles, that was it. Apart from asthma, I never got ill. I've only had 5 days off work in 25 years due to illness, and I still turned up to work on day 1, until they told me to fuck off!

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:47 pm
by Simon
Rich B wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:41 pm
Carlos wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:54 am
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:42 am Aren't the anti-vaccination brigade swivel-eyed retards or is this an actual thing?
It turns out the Dr who wrote the paper linking MMR to Autism was given a bung of something like £500k and eventually struck off the general medical register :roll:
Dr who isn’t real Carlos...
That's because since he was struck off it's now Mr Who.

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:49 pm
by ilmostro
JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:42 am OK I'm on point then, I lump all these categories together as well.

Add to that religioners and "engineers" :lol: (joke FFS :D )
LOL - When I was at Uni, we had this discussion about teamwork or in fact our in ability to do it. We put this down to being engineers. :D

Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:54 pm
by ilmostro
V8Granite wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:28 pm Yes but have you seen the ingredients in some of that stuff!!!!!!

It’s got like arsenic in and evryfink.
You know cough medicine has creosote in it?

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Re: MMR Vaccination

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:44 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
ilmostro wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:44 pm
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:22 am Did you never have measles or mumps when you were a kid, or the separate vaccines? I never had MMR but either had the infections or separate jabs.
I had measles, that was it.
I just wondered why an adult would need the MMR vacc if they've had either the disease or separate vaccinations in their childhood :?: