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FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:31 pm
by IanF
Well?

Congratulations!

ETA - to remove question mark.

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:35 pm
by duncs500
I've obviously missed this, but I'm trying to think what we might need to congratulate JL for?

Buying a decent car? Unlikely, he's a bike- botherer now.
Having a kid? Err, that would be unexpected.
Getting a job? All I've got! :lol:

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:37 pm
by JLv3.0
Oi! Buying a decent car? RS4 and Land Cruiser MF!

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:39 pm
by JLv3.0
Kid. Boy. Thank fuck.

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:41 pm
by duncs500
Eh? I didn't think you had a burd?

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:42 pm
by JLv3.0
I don't. I had an ex stay with me * facepalm *

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:44 pm
by Rich B
Get a job you deadbeat!

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:45 pm
by IanF
Too late now Rich!

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:46 pm
by duncs500
JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:42 pm I don't. I had an ex stay with me * facepalm *
LOL For reals?

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:47 pm
by JLv3.0
Rich B wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:44 pm Get a job you deadbeat!
Yes that was a potentially interesting conversation with the parents a couple of weeks back :

'hey you know I'm unemployed? Check this! Got my ex up the spout!' 😂

#ChavLife 8-)

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:47 pm
by JLv3.0
duncs500 wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:46 pm
JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:42 pm I don't. I had an ex stay with me * facepalm *
LOL For reals?
Very reals.

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:47 pm
by Rich B
JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:47 pm
Rich B wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:44 pm Get a job you deadbeat!
Yes that was a potentially interesting conversation with the parents a couple of weeks back :

'hey you know I'm unemployed? Check this! Got my ex up the spout!' 😂

#ChavLife 8-)
GLOL

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:48 pm
by JLv3.0
They saw the funny side after a few Strongbows 😂

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:50 pm
by JLv3.0
Nope - hang on - that was me.

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:54 pm
by duncs500
Well, err congrats? Never too late eh? ;)

I don't believe for a minute it was an accident on one of your parts though. You don't get to your age child free without understanding how contraception works.:lol:

ps. It is quite awesome really, sometimes you just need a decision made and then you'll own it because you have to.8-) So I do mean congrats... whether you're pleased about it or not it will be a good thing I reckon.

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:02 pm
by Mito Man
Congrats.

But what a fuck up :lol:

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:03 pm
by McSwede
Congrats JL. Great news!

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:03 pm
by Mito Man
Wait does this mean you have to marry the ex as having kids whilst unmarried will lead to castration in Sandland?

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:07 pm
by duncs500
It's actually a stroke of genius. He's now got a son and heir but doesn't have to deal with the sleepless weeknights, just do the fun stuff at the weekends and claim the award as the fun parent.

...I wonder if my wife would be interested in a similar arrangement.

Re: FTAO JL

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:08 pm
by JLv3.0
duncs500 wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:54 pm Well, err congrats? Never too late eh? ;)

I don't believe for a minute it was an accident on one of your parts though. You don't get to your age child free without understanding how contraception works.:lol:

ps. It is quite awesome really, sometimes you just need a decision made and then you'll own it because you have to.8-) So I do mean congrats... whether you're pleased about it or not it will be a good thing I reckon.
Well - you over-estimate my / our intelligence. I thought I was firing blanks and was quite happy about it! But as you say - all been good since I got on board and I'm very much looking forward to the little bugger showing his face! 😂