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Bluetooth Toothbrush
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:20 am
by Mito Man
I thought this was a forum in-joke about self pleasuring but alas my new toothbrush actually has a phone app and connects via Bluetooth. It also gets performance enhancing firmware updates. For a fucking toothbrush.
Also according to the diagram I’ve done a shit job at brushing my teeth, but I can set goals for extensive tongue and gum cleaning to make up for it.
I’m going to have the oral hygiene of a flossing god soon

Re: Bluetooth Toothbrush
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:08 am
by DeskJockey
You've got access to too much money.
Re: Bluetooth Toothbrush
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:45 pm
by Simon
'Performance enhancing'? What, it goes faster? Cleans in half the time? WTF?
Re: Bluetooth Toothbrush
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:59 pm
by Mito Man
I can’t wait to try it out tonight
Another example of smart technology making life at home that much better. Mind you this doesn’t compare to this hotel my friend stayed at in HK where you could control the bog via your phone.
Re: Bluetooth Toothbrush
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:24 pm
by JonMad
Bug fixes? Like, it would randomly ram itself down your throat if you weren’t careful or did the wrong combination of touches on the handle?
Re: Bluetooth Toothbrush
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:47 pm
by Shlergen
I'd be interested in one of these for travel, if it alerts you when the cleaner has used it to tidy up her clunge. On a few occasions I've had to bin the brush due to un-identified odours.
Re: Bluetooth Toothbrush
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:02 pm
by McSwede
Re: Bluetooth Toothbrush
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:13 pm
by NotoriousREV
Shlergen wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:47 pm
I'd be interested in one of these for travel, if it alerts you when the cleaner has used it to tidy up her clunge. On a few occasions I've had to bin the brush due to un-identified odours.
You really need to stay in better hotels.
Re: Bluetooth Toothbrush
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:22 pm
by JLv3.0
Well - maybe he likes that? I mean - he didn't say he INSTANTLY binned them.