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Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:16 pm
by Beany
Yes, he's roundhouse kicking his way through the pearly gates.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwynpwydp0xt
86 ain't bad though.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:17 pm
by Simon
I heard that Norris and Death came to an agreement.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:20 pm
by dinny_g
That's the only explanation Simon...
My favourite Norrism..
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:20 pm
by V8Granite
No-one will be worthy of the Chuck Norris action jeans any more
RIP.
Dave!
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:31 pm
by nuttinnew
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 3:11 pm
by DaveE
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 3:59 pm
by unzippy
Life, completed.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 4:14 pm
by 240PP
Always remembered for his epic fight with Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 4:21 pm
by DaveE
240PP wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2026 4:14 pm
Always remembered for his epic fight with Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon.
I'm making shit loads out of computers...
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 4:53 pm
by dinny_g
240PP wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2026 4:14 pm
Always remembered for his epic fight with Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon.
Cough…The Way of the Dragon cough…
