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FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2025 10:34 pm
by mik
Recommend me a coffee bean grinder thing. Manuel or otherwise. Not a £stoopid one though please thank you.

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:53 pm
by scotta
You have what’sapp. I has shone the bat signal.

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 1:56 am
by IanF
Buy a burr grinder.. if you’re going for this avenue

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 6:16 am
by DeskJockey
I've got a Wilfa Svart. It does things excellently and is about £100ish.

Bought it based on a review article and comparison by Which.

Edit: a bit dearer now, but not horribly so.

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 6:44 am
by Jobbo
James Hoffman quite liked a £33 manual KINgrinder:


But if you spend £160 then you can get the Baratza which does well in this test:


Or don’t buy a grinder, buy pre-ground…

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 7:28 am
by Marv
In conclusion, buy the £160 Baratza, Mik 😅

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 9:17 am
by Jobbo
Au contraire, Marv - buy none of them and keep watching James Hoffman videos instead of drinking coffee until, like me, your enjoyment of coffee is entirely vicarious and not from drinking any at all.

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 9:28 am
by DaveE
The KinGrinder always seems to be continually sold out everywhere

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 9:49 am
by Jobbo
I think I'd get bored pretty quickly with a manual grinder. And in the £250 grinders video he does say the Baratza's downside is that it's noisy and he wouldn't want it in his home for that reason. So I'd be tempted to spend £240 on the DF54, though apparently that's a bit messy :laugh: Get out the Timculator and check out his sub-£500 grinder video...

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 10:02 am
by Swervin_Mervin
Save your cash and buy it pre-ground. If you're buying decent coffee in the first place it's going to be ground as it's packed for sending to you.

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:47 am
by Jobbo
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Sep 09, 2025 10:02 am Save your cash and buy it pre-ground. If you're buying decent coffee in the first place it's going to be ground as it's packed for sending to you.
I know it's £160 for a grinder but based on Hoffman's test above, it's better when ground at home using that £160 grinder than it is a day after it's been opened if you buy pre-ground.

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 12:54 pm
by dinny_g
tl:dw - why is a £160 grinder better than a £25 one from the shops ??

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 1:31 pm
by mik
@dinny_g watch 1st vid above.

Not part of the vid, but apparently cheap cheap ones are blade grndrs vs burr grndrs.

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 1:34 pm
by dinny_g
I'll go out on a limb here but I'm 99.99% positive that in a blind taste test, not one single one of us could tell the difference between beans ground with a blade and those with burr

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 2:01 pm
by mik
dinny_g wrote: Tue Sep 09, 2025 1:34 pm I'll go out on a limb here but I'm 99.99% positive that in a blind taste test, not one single one of us could tell the difference between beans ground with a blade and those with burr
How about if you had the rear seat of your car folded down when you do the taste test?

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 2:10 pm
by Mito Man
When I have a sip of coffee I can tell you what the weather was at the time the bean was being harvested and the rough time of day. Beans harvested in the rain or evening are particularly bitter. I prefer my beans grinded in a solid gold burr grinder. The gold does not impart any flavour thus keeping the virginity of the ground coffee intact. Don't start me on the struggle of sourcing glacial water from Antarctica...

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 2:46 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
dinny_g wrote: Tue Sep 09, 2025 1:34 pm I'll go out on a limb here but I'm 99.99% positive that in a blind taste test, not one single one of us could tell the difference between beans ground with a blade and those with burr
or preground

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 2:47 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
Jobbo wrote: Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:47 am
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Sep 09, 2025 10:02 am Save your cash and buy it pre-ground. If you're buying decent coffee in the first place it's going to be ground as it's packed for sending to you.
I know it's £160 for a grinder but based on Hoffman's test above, it's better when ground at home using that £160 grinder than it is a day after it's been opened if you buy pre-ground.
I'll have to watch it, but I don't believe it. And if I watch it and do believe it, I probably still won't believe that it's £160 better tasting :lol:

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 6:43 pm
by duncs500
Jobbo wrote: Tue Sep 09, 2025 9:49 am I think I'd get bored pretty quickly with a manual grinder. And in the £250 grinders video he does say the Baratza's downside is that it's noisy and he wouldn't want it in his home for that reason. So I'd be tempted to spend £240 on the DF54, though apparently that's a bit messy :laugh: Get out the Timculator and check out his sub-£500 grinder video...
I'm in the middle of exactly the same thought process, but I think I'll probably land on the Baratza. I've been scouring the web to try and get a bargain DF54 but, not for the first time, I'm finding that coffee people tend to think that their equipment does not depreciate as they want practically the same money for the used stuff and are unwilling to negotiate (presumably they sell it, so they just be right I suppose!).

Yes yes, I know it's probably not gonna taste much different but £160 isn't the end of the world for a present for one's self. :lol:

Re: FTAO of Coffee Whankhorz

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 6:44 pm
by Jobbo
£160 divided by how many cups of coffee, though 😄 Could be a bargain. And it’s only the same price as a month of Starbucks.

I’ve always been a tea drinker rather than coffee but I had some lovely espresso a couple of years ago and I’ve been wondering if I can be bothered to try brewing it that well at home. Can’t be arsed.