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New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:08 pm
by Gavin
Well, I bought a new car today, hopefully get it Friday, if my V5 comes back after retainingmy plate.
It has 6 cylinders, All wheel drive, has over 300bhp and a back massage function which I put on by accident and got a shock.
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:20 pm
by Sundayjumper
I really hope it’s not a Range Rover.
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:49 pm
by DeskJockey
Some kind of Ooodi/Dub/porker?
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:56 pm
by Mito Man
2016 335D preferably in doom blue.
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:22 pm
by DeskJockey
Mito Man wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:56 pm
2016 335D preferably in doom blue.
Mit xDrive.
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:24 pm
by Gavin
Nope to all the above, I did intend to buy a 335D but accidentally bought something different
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:35 pm
by mik
Gavin wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:08 pm
and a back massage function which I put on by accident and got a shock.
Hopefully they can fix that under warranty - probably just a loose wire
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:44 pm
by GG.
Sundayjumper wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:20 pm
I really hope it’s not a Range Rover.
They work for most people (I presume you're referring to the posture thing) !
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:50 pm
by Gavin
mik wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:35 pm
Gavin wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:08 pm
and a back massage function which I put on by accident and got a shock.
Hopefully they can fix that under warranty - probably just a loose wire

Iwas trying to adjust the electric lumber dial thing, and had hit the wee massage button.
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:51 pm
by Gavin
DeskJockey wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:49 pm
Some kind of Ooodi/Dub/porker?
Ah, I just realised what an OOOOOdi might be, in which case yes, one of those ones...
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:59 pm
by Rich B
Gavin wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:50 pm
mik wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:35 pm
Gavin wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:08 pm
and a back massage function which I put on by accident and got a shock.
Hopefully they can fix that under warranty - probably just a loose wire

Iwas trying to adjust the electric lumber dial thing, and had hit the wee massage button.
wee massage? sounds messy.
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 8:22 pm
by jamcg
S6
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 8:24 pm
by DeskJockey
A4 Quattro/S4?
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 8:53 pm
by Rich B
C350?
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:35 pm
by Jobbo
BMW X5 40d
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:39 pm
by IanF
Gavin wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:51 pm
DeskJockey wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 6:49 pm
Some kind of Ooodi/Dub/porker?
Ah, I just realised what an OOOOOdi might be, in which case yes, one of those ones...
I think this means Audi, no?
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:45 pm
by Matty
I think despite being told it's an Audi, seem's we're still suggesting other cars, so I'm going to say....
Macan.
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:54 pm
by nuttinnew
A4 Avant Black Edition 3.0 tdi
SQ5
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 12:00 am
by Rich B
Matty wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:45 pm
I think despite being told it's an Audi, seem's we're still suggesting other cars, so I'm going to say....
Macan.
oh yeah, i missed that!
Re: New Car...?
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 12:02 am
by mik
For the love of god - reveal the deal.
