OV9

Having sorted out the kids' bikes I threw the pedal spanner back in the tool bag, neatly forgetting the brand-new, very full, very large can of WD40 that was also in there. It obviously punctured and started spewing its contents everywhere. Yay.

The mess is epic.

Bet it smells nice though.

Oh well, at least they’re not going to rust now.

A tad overpowering.

Where there's blame there's a claim

There was a man from Copenhagen
Who tossed heavy tools with gay abandon
Punctured can. Double-yew-dee
Deployed contents with glee.
Now all tools this man can’t keep a hand on.

Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
DJ cycling around the town
Nearly had a fright
Kids' pedals were not tight
But he fixed and kept going round
Oh wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
Started smelling oily
He'd put the spanner away
But it pierced a spray
Smearing Copenhagen, wonderful wonderful
Copenhagen with WD.

Bravo! That's a staggering ovation from here.

DeskJockey wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2024 6:58 am Bravo! That's a staggering ovation from here.

staggering?!

Well it doesn't look like AI - has anyone tried asking ChatGPT to write an ode to DJ and WD40?

Standing*, wasn't wearing my glasses.

i quite liked staggering to be fair!!