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Alfa Milano Jr.

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 2:31 pm
by Matty
Who signed this off?

They're getting mauled on socials. The Tonale sold about 6 cars (I've never seen on the road) so I expect this to sell at least 9 cars.


Re: Alfa Milano

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 2:46 pm
by Jobbo
Is it the front grille which people hate (justifiably) or other parts?

Actually, is it just a rebadged Peugeot 208?

Re: Alfa Milano

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 2:53 pm
by Matty
Shared platform based on "e-CMP2" so Wikipedia tells me, like the 208, Mokka, DS3 and the "Dongfeng" 8-)

It's partly the looks, plus the Alfa-nerds don't like them jumping on the SUV bangwagon and following the money.

Re: Alfa Milano

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:07 pm
by Mito Man
It looks like a Renault to me.
The recent Alfa SUVs are neither popular with Joe public nor the Alfa fanboys. And I think the making a SUV because that’s what everyone wants boat has long sailed as that segment of the market is now saturated as seen by the Toenail sales.

Re: Alfa Milano

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 7:13 pm
by DeskJockey
^ that. Drop the Alfa badge and it could be a Renault Captur.

Re: Alfa Milano

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:19 pm
by Mito Man
Hilarious, just read that it's in trouble in Italy over false advertising and misleading consumers because it's called the Milano but made in Poland. They have a law directly targeting stuff like that. Also noticed in this larger pic that it's front grill appears to have fallen off.Image

Re: Alfa Milano

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:21 pm
by Mito Man
https://www.evo.co.uk/alfa-romeo/206681 ... meo-junior
Now called the Junior. Which is also stupid, perhaps even worse considering the original Alfa Junior was so iconic and this is just a turd.

Re: Alfa Milano

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:20 pm
by Matty
Oof. Rebadging at this stage? Somone isn't getting their bonus this year.

Re: Alfa Milano Jr.

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:57 am
by jamcg
Who signed those wheels off? They’re one pothole away from a 5k bill

Re: Alfa Milano Jr.

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:34 am
by Jobbo
They could have called it the MiPo (Milan-Poland) or the MiTy (Milan-Tychy).

Re: Alfa Milano Jr.

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 12:02 am
by jamcg
Or as it’s a quiet Italian electric car the shIT-E

Re: Alfa Milano Jr.

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:37 pm
by Jobbo
Oh FFS - from this week's Autocar:
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Re: Alfa Milano Jr.

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:10 pm
by Ascender
It just looks another utterly generic jacked-up mini suv (or whatever we're calling them these days) that every manufacturer is making.

And those wheels?!

Re: Alfa Milano Jr.

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 5:23 pm
by integrale_evo
It’s definitely not good looking, but it’s no worse than most of the crap out there. Just very meh.

How long before people start copying the grille for older Alfas? 😂