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If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 10:32 am
by Jimmy Choo
https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/n ... ed-9006920
So, Muppet in a 1 series coupe (and definitely not a 2 series), gets pissed, fails to turn the wheel at all for a 90 degree corner, goes through a fence and onto a cricket pitch.
Pitch is soggy and the car sinks in. Muppet puts his mats under his front wheels to get traction. Police attend and he blows 86.
And crappy choice of wheels.
Re: If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 10:38 am
by scotta
DYELC...
Re: If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 10:52 am
by Jobbo
Even sober 1-series drivers don't know the driven wheels though; maybe also true of 2ers?
Re: If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 11:05 am
by scotta
Jobbo wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 10:52 am
Even sober 1-series drivers don't know the driven wheels though; maybe also true of 2ers?
Even the rarely wrong
@Jobbo has failed to spot the obvious error in Sir Jimmy Choo's postings...That's not a 2 series...
Re: If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 11:42 am
by Jobbo
Oh yes, of course - it's a 1 coupe!
Re: If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:13 pm
by Mito Man
What’s up with the bonnet?
Re: If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 2:15 pm
by mik
Mito Man wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:13 pm
What’s up with the bonnet?
I don’t have any 1-series expertise, but it looks like one of these pedestrian impact safety devices after activation?
Re: If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 2:19 pm
by scotta
mik wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 2:15 pm
Mito Man wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:13 pm
What’s up with the bonnet?
I don’t have any 1-series expertise, but it looks like one of these pedestrian impact safety devices after activation?
Possible. My 2'er had that.
Re: If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 8:42 pm
by Zonda_
Mito Man wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:13 pm
What’s up with the bonnet?
It crashed through a metal fence?