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Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:24 pm
by IanF
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:47 pm
by Jobbo
I keep getting Cadbury Caramilk adverts forced upon me. Caramilk is a mere pastiche of Caramac which tastes amazing and unique. A shame.
Mind you, I still miss Callard & Bowser Butterscotch. And I've found this which purports to be a reintroduction of it:
https://www.partridges.co.uk/butterscotch.html
So maybe Caramac will return...
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:48 pm
by ZedLeg
You can get decent blonde chocolate that's way better than caramac anyway.
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:53 pm
by Jobbo
ZedLeg wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:48 pm
You can get decent blonde chocolate that's way better than caramac anyway.
Yeah, but is it Caramac?
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:59 pm
by dinny_g
A chocolate bar I have never had and so, won't miss...
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 2:00 pm
by V8Granite
Jobbo wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:53 pm
ZedLeg wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:48 pm
You can get decent blonde chocolate that's way better than caramac anyway.
Yeah, but is it Caramac?
Word!
It’s like when people say that this soup is better, I don’t care, I want Heinz Cream If Tomato, I don’t just want a good tomato soup.
Dave!
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 2:06 pm
by duncs500
There's far too many better things than Caramac out there, I can't remember the last time I bought one.
@mik I think we need to establish a poll to understand whether any of these supposed Caramac lovers have actually bought a bar recently... because if not, they've only got themselves to blame.
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 2:08 pm
by Barry
Haven't bought it since I was a child tbh but I'm going to rush out and panic buy a ton of it, as I'm sure that's not the marketing plan at all.
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 2:08 pm
by Jobbo
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 2:20 pm
by ZedLeg
Jobbo wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:53 pm
ZedLeg wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:48 pm
You can get decent blonde chocolate that's way better than caramac anyway.
Yeah, but is it Caramac?
It's caramacesque
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 2:22 pm
by Jobbo
Ah, like the distinction between Arab and Arabesque.
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 4:23 pm
by nuttinnew
Who's going to run the island ferries now?
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 4:26 pm
by nuttinnew
ZedLeg wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 2:20 pm
caramacesque
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 5:57 pm
by Beany
Barry wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 2:08 pm
Haven't bought it since I was a child tbh but I'm going to rush out and panic buy a ton of it, as I'm sure that's not the marketing plan at all.
The Caramac Marketing Dept, last week:
"We've got a problem - Stock control are saying that no cunt is buying caramac because it's for old weirdos who smell of piss"
"OK, well, we could try rebranding it. We'd spend millions giving it a Gen Z refresh"
"Nah, that's less money for dividends for the directors - lets just say we're cancelling it, and all the weird nostalgia freaks will clear out the inventory. Then the board can decide if they want to bring it back, but with a lower production rate"
"You're a genius. Pass me another line of chang, my heart rate dropped below 130 for a moment there and I need to have something to give me a buzz while I suck all the joy of the world, like the moral void that I am"
"Here you go, have a bump off the key to my seven bedroom house in Cheltenham that I only bought to piss of the neighbours and impress the board in a desperate attempt to feel something other than hatred of myself"
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 6:44 pm
by Mito Man
Never heard of it until today
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 6:57 pm
by DeskJockey
Isn't it a ferry company up in Scotchlandshire?
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 7:07 pm
by mik
DeskJockey wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 6:57 pm
Isn't it a ferry company up in Scotchlandshire?
That’s Calpol silly.
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 7:11 pm
by DeskJockey
mik wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 7:07 pm
DeskJockey wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 6:57 pm
Isn't it a ferry company up in Scotchlandshire?
That’s Calpol silly.
Oh. That explains a lot.
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 7:15 pm
by integrale_evo
Don’t think I’ve had one for 25 odd years.
They better leave Gold bars alone though, I will start a riot if they get cancelled
Re: Caramac
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 7:24 pm
by Jobbo
integrale_evo wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 7:15 pm
Don’t think I’ve had one for 25 odd years.
They better leave Gold bars alone though, I will start a riot if they get cancelled
I bought some Gold bars recently. I think they’ve shrunk.