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Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 10:59 pm
by John
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No idea what happened, the photos are from the local police Facebook page.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 11:43 pm
by mik
I am pretty certain the drivers DID NOT KNOW EACH OTHER.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 12:14 am
by jamcg
I’m more intrigued by the Indian takeaway all over the front of the Porsche than how it’s happened

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 7:11 am
by Simon
I am 99% certain that crash was preceded by the words 'watch this'.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 11:13 am
by Richard
Simon wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 7:11 am I am 99% certain that crash was preceded by the words 'watch this'.
And then someone threw a Chicken Pasanda

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 12:47 pm
by GG.
Ouch - that is quite impressive.

I initially thought that the brown was the result of the justified explosive trouser accident from the poor pedestrian bystanders when they saw the mangled sportscar fireball heading towards them...

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 12:53 pm
by NotoriousREV
jamcg wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 12:14 am I’m more intrigued by the Indian takeaway all over the front of the Porsche than how it’s happened
Well, the police have asked for information, but there was naan.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:00 pm
by JonMad
NotoriousREV wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 12:53 pm
jamcg wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 12:14 am I’m more intrigued by the Indian takeaway all over the front of the Porsche than how it’s happened
Well, the police have asked for information, but there was naan.
tikka bow

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:05 pm
by GG.
It's definitely one way to raita off a car that's for sure!

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:09 pm
by nuttinnew
Simon wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 7:11 am I am 99% certain that crash was preceded by the words 'watch this'.


Followed by instant korma.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:10 pm
by Rich B
We shouldn’t joke, apparently the driver is still in a korma.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:10 pm
by PaulJ
I may be biased but I bet the Ferrari bhaji into the Porsche.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:12 pm
by Mr Pish
some phall jokes in this thread :roll:

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:13 pm
by GG.
I reckon he was trying to pasanda wrong side round that junction.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:14 pm
by GG.
Mr Pish wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 1:12 pm some phall jokes in this thread :roll:
Its just so easy to make a paratha out of oneself on threads like these.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:40 pm
by Carlos
Big impact, we shouldn't be rhogan joshing about this one.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:47 pm
by nuttinnew
I bet their tikkas went POPADOMPOPADOMPOPADOM.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:48 pm
by ZedLeg
I expect there'll be an article about this in the Dhaly Mail shortly.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:55 pm
by mik
Airbags went off - head impact no worse than hitting your head off a pilau.

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 2:02 pm
by nuttinnew
Yorkshire; probably distracted by the mango chutney ferrets down their trousers.