The number of olives in olive bread

[mik]

I spent approx 42 years believing I didn’t like olives. I was SO wrong.

So the quantity of olives in olive bread - It is always “perfect number of olives per loaf” divided by two. AT BEST.

I have a large chunk of my life to catch up on, and need MOH OLIVES!

[duncs500]

I probably only started liking olives about 5 years ago, although as snacks go they'd still be far from the top of the list.

...but good god man, keep them away from bread, bread is sacred!

[Rich B]

The correct number of olives in bread is zero. Any more than that is disgusting.

[jamcg]

The correct number of olives in bread is zero. Any more than that is disgusting.

Quoted for the correctness of this statement

[McSwede]

The correct number of olives in bread is zero. Any more than that is disgusting.

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Requoted as an "Amen brothers"

[Gavster]

Olives are elite, very tasty in bread.

They've also become a benchmark in my pizza scoring table. If a pizza restaurant doesn't serve good olives, it's a bad omen.

[mik]

@Gavster olive fwend.

[V8Granite]

Olives are elite, very tasty in bread.

They've also become a benchmark in my pizza scoring table. If a pizza restaurant doesn't serve good olives, it's a bad omen.

Olives in bread are only used when said owner of the bread cannot make a sandwich.

Dave!

[Gavster]

Olives are elite, very tasty in bread.

They've also become a benchmark in my pizza scoring table. If a pizza restaurant doesn't serve good olives, it's a bad omen.

Olives in bread are only used when said owner of the bread cannot make a sandwich.

Dave!

That's some serious shade on Italy

[DeskJockey]

@Gavster olive fwend.

Me too!

[Sundayjumper]

Olives on pizza - yes. Otherwise no.

Same with anchovies.

[Rich B]

Olives on pizza - yes. Otherwise no.

Same with anchovies.

surely they're allowed in a Caesar salad?

[Sundayjumper]

Salad ? What's that ? @V8Granite - have you ever heard of this thing "salad" that Rich is on about ?

[Rich B]

Salad ? What's that ? @V8Granite - have you ever heard of this thing "salad" that Rich is on about ?

to be fair, the lettuce is only there for a bit of colour and background for the chicken, cheese, anchovies and dressing..

[DeskJockey]

Salad ? What's that ? @V8Granite - have you ever heard of this thing "salad" that Rich is on about ?

to be fair, the lettuce is only there for a bit of colour and background for the chicken, cheese, anchovies and dressing..

Don't forget the croutons!

[integrale_evo]

I have spent the first 42 years of my life not liking olives.

Maybe this is the year that will change?

[GG.]

Olives on pizza - yes. Otherwise no.

Same with anchovies.

surely they're allowed in a Caesar salad?

And everything you'd put Worcestershire sauce on or any asian dish with Nam pla (essentially every Thai dish)...

[Rich B]

Salad ? What's that ? @V8Granite - have you ever heard of this thing "salad" that Rich is on about ?

to be fair, the lettuce is only there for a bit of colour and background for the chicken, cheese, anchovies and dressing..

Don't forget the croutons!

how could I forget bread!!??

[mik]

I have spent the first 42 years of my life not liking olives.

Maybe this is the year that will change?

If god provides you this gift Harry. I am praying for you.

[Gavster]

I have spent the first 42 years of my life not liking olives.

Maybe this is the year that will change?

Sadly, we all mature into functional adults at some point