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....when booking a star gazing trip up Mount Teide. I asked the guy "if it's a clear night will I be able to see Uranus?"

Wife was mortified

Worth it.

1/. He's probably heard it so many times he doesn't notice these days.
2/. Did she really expect you not to be you?

I hope it's a good night for it (whatever 'it' may be now you've annoyed the mrs)

McSwede wrote: Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:05 pm ....when booking a star gazing trip up Mount Teide. I asked the guy "if it's a clear night will I be able to see Uranus?"

Wife was mortified

A better one would be 'Have you seen my luggage'

I can't help making loud comments to whoever we're with when we visit a zoo and we get to the bird section - presumably everyone enjoys a good cockatoo..

Rich B wrote: Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:22 pm I can't help making loud comments to whoever we're with when we visit a zoo and we get to the bird section - presumably everyone enjoys a good cockatoo..

Check out that Booby!

The only reason I want to visit Galapagos is for the boobys

worth it! My best ever retort during Trivial Pursuit "What is the largest planet?"

Mate "pretty sure it is Jupiter"

Me "No way, there is no way Jupiter is smaller than Uranus"

I should really have taken a lap of honour with my short over my face!

The last bollocking I got was on the family group chat when my mum said I looked like my dad. I disagreed as he had really changed after his cremation.

This comment did not go down well.

A bollocking?

That deserves a round of applause!