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Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 8:35 am
by Broccers
I'd be surprised if any are smaller than the above says swerve.

Measured and they were smaller.

Not hard to understand you cockwombles.

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:11 am
by Rich B
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 8:35 am I'd be surprised if any are smaller than the above says swerve.

Measured and they were exactly what swerve said.

Not hard to understand you cockwombles.

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:29 am
by ZedLeg
Broccers picks the weirdest hills to die on :lol:

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:31 am
by V8Granite
Rich B wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:07 am
V8Granite wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:58 am If someone parks on the line though it’s deemed bad parking, I know that none of the car body should overhand your bay so when ticketed do they measure to the line centre ? I was caught for this a long while but but was at least 30cm over so was my fault.

Dave!
If this was me, id have typed out the first few words, then realised how dumb it would sound and deleted the post.
Why ?

The widest part of my Defender is the tyres as my mirrors are leant back, so if I park on the line that’s bad parking in my book but seemingly ok by the letter of the law.

Dave!

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:32 am
by Broccers
No point arguing with fools. You guys are a weird bunch.

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:36 am
by Sundayjumper
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:32 am No point arguing with fools. You guys are a weird bunch.
We're not the sad fcuk standing in a car park with a tape measure and shouting at clouds :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:21 am
by Swervin_Mervin
Fuck me :lol: :lol:

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:25 am
by Broccers
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:36 am
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:32 am No point arguing with fools. You guys are a weird bunch.
We're not the sad fcuk standing in a car park with a tape measure and shouting at clouds :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aww were you wrong Stevie that I wouldnt measure the space. Poor you.

Someone show me where parking spaces are measured from the middle of the white line - where is this written? Its just not true.

I am right that the space was smaller than 2.4m.

End of thread.

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:09 am
by Jobbo
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:25 am I am right that the space was smaller than 2.4m.
It's not constrained by garage walls. If you measure ten spaces you will find that they take up 24m because you can't ignore the width of the white lines. The spaces are 2.4m wide, all along the row.

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:42 am
by ZedLeg
I like the idea that planners, who are all about efficient use of space would leave hundreds of 2" gaps in a car park for the untouchable white lines :lol:

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:57 pm
by Jobbo
4" ;)

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:57 pm
by Sundayjumper
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:25 am Aww were you wrong Stevie that I wouldnt measure the space. Poor you.

Someone show me where parking spaces are measured from the middle of the white line - where is this written? Its just not true.

I am right that the space was smaller than 2.4m.

End of thread.
So triggered.

By a parking space.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:20 pm
by Beany
I went on the internet, and I found this.



Do with it as you please.

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:48 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:25 am
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:36 am
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:32 am No point arguing with fools. You guys are a weird bunch.
We're not the sad fcuk standing in a car park with a tape measure and shouting at clouds :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aww were you wrong Stevie that I wouldnt measure the space. Poor you.

Someone show me where parking spaces are measured from the middle of the white line - where is this written? Its just not true.

I am right that the space was smaller than 2.4m.

End of thread.
:lol: Classic.

I draw the fuckers for a living Broccers. Please take it from me that what you have measured is a 2.4m space, because you can use the 10cm wide column of space that exists above the line itself to open your door into. I'm not sure I'll ever understand that that could be a difficult concept to grasp.

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:53 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
Beany wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:20 pm I went on the internet, and I found this.



Do with it as you please.
Here's another, in the UK. I can't believe they didn't go to the effort of marking out each side of each line :lol:


Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 3:23 pm
by ZedLeg
Jobbo wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:57 pm4" ;)
Ah yeah, I didn’t know what size they actually were. Just guessed based on memory :lol:

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 3:55 pm
by Mito Man
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:48 pm
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:25 am
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:36 am

We're not the sad fcuk standing in a car park with a tape measure and shouting at clouds :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aww were you wrong Stevie that I wouldnt measure the space. Poor you.

Someone show me where parking spaces are measured from the middle of the white line - where is this written? Its just not true.

I am right that the space was smaller than 2.4m.

End of thread.
:lol: Classic.

I draw the fuckers for a living Broccers. Please take it from me that what you have measured is a 2.4m space, because you can use the 10cm wide column of space that exists above the line itself to open your door into. I'm not sure I'll ever understand that that could be a difficult concept to grasp.
So you’re the reason for tiny car park spaces and all those parking dings! You absolute grade A nuclear weapons grade cvnt ;)

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:38 pm
by Broccers
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:48 pm
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:25 am
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:36 am

We're not the sad fcuk standing in a car park with a tape measure and shouting at clouds :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aww were you wrong Stevie that I wouldnt measure the space. Poor you.

Someone show me where parking spaces are measured from the middle of the white line - where is this written? Its just not true.

I am right that the space was smaller than 2.4m.

End of thread.
:lol: Classic.

I draw the fuckers for a living Broccers. Please take it from me that what you have measured is a 2.4m space, because you can use the 10cm wide column of space that exists above the line itself to open your door into. I'm not sure I'll ever understand that that could be a difficult concept to grasp.
It's quite simple to grasp. I measured a 2.3 metre space. Where's the proof about your guidelines?

It's utterly made up bullshit.

But carry on, I won't be reading as you're clearly incapable of understanding you're wrong when shown actual measurements.

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:40 pm
by Sundayjumper
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:25 am End of thread.
How's that working out for you ?

Re: Parking space widths

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:41 pm
by Broccers
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:40 pm
Broccers wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:25 am End of thread.
How's that working out for you ?
Grand thanks.