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All the gear, no idea
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:56 am
by Jimmy Choo
Coming back from the school run this morning I pulled up at some traffic lights. Shortly after, a White Hyundai i30N pulled up along side, farting and popping as he came to a stop. He did the usual edging forward and blipping the throttle of someone who is eager to get away briskly and continue with their day.
I remained aloof. The lights go green and to the sound of much revving, the Hyundai begins to move but at a significantly slower rate than both the Jag and the noise coming from his car would indicate. He was sat there spinning his front wheel as I moved smoothly off before he finally hooked it up and farted past.
Age, wisdom, and throttle control are clearly still a match for power and youthful exuberance.

Re: All the gear, no idea
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 2:08 pm
by John
A friend has just bought an i20n, the noises it makes are just

Re: All the gear, no idea
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:20 pm
by DaveE
A friend has an i30N and it's a very impressive car
The front end grip it finds when driving "enthusiastically" is mighty impressive
And yes, they make lots of naughty noises
Makes you wonder how they're able to achieve that with emissions regs where my M140i sounds incredibly muted by comparison
Re: All the gear, no idea
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:37 pm
by scotta
DaveE wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:20 pm
A friend has an i30N and it's a very impressive car
The front end grip it finds when driving "enthusiastically" is mighty impressive
And yes, they make lots of naughty noises
Makes you wonder how they're able to achieve that with emissions regs where my M140i sounds incredibly muted by comparison
Read this with interest. Stock car given a noise ticket.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/stock-hyu ... gistration
Re: All the gear, no idea
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:24 pm
by jamcg
Ah America, the land where you can systematically remove people’s freedoms, as long as you don’t touch their guns
Re: All the gear, no idea
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:33 pm
by nuttinnew
Jimmy Choo wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:56 am
I remained aloof.
Age, wisdom, and throttle control are clearly still a match for power and youthful exuberance.
You've quoted straight from the Jag owner's handbook
At school run time, too

Re: All the gear, no idea
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:27 am
by John
scotta wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:37 pm
DaveE wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:20 pm
A friend has an i30N and it's a very impressive car
The front end grip it finds when driving "enthusiastically" is mighty impressive
And yes, they make lots of naughty noises
Makes you wonder how they're able to achieve that with emissions regs where my M140i sounds incredibly muted by comparison
Read this with interest. Stock car given a noise ticket.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/stock-hyu ... gistration
I wonder if the ridiculously loud Harleys pass or are American bikes exempt?
Re: All the gear, no idea
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:55 am
by Jimmy Choo
nuttinnew wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:33 pm
Jimmy Choo wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:56 am
I remained aloof.
Age, wisdom, and throttle control are clearly still a match for power and youthful exuberance.
You've quoted straight from the Jag owner's handbook
At school run time, too
One has to make a swift departure when one has a borrowed projector, a selection of glassware from the chemistry labs that you're taking for cleaning, and a newly qualified geography teacher in the car.
In all honesty, I didn't even boot it and I've got a pair of P6000s on the back!
Re: All the gear, no idea
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:24 am
by nuttinnew
Jimmy Choo wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:55 am
One has to make a swift departure when one has a newly qualified geography teacher in the car.

Re: All the gear, no idea
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:37 pm
by tim
Jolly good show, Jim.