Could you do your job drunk?

Can you do your job drunk?

Not a chance
8
32%
It would literally be illegal
4
16%
A little beer buzz wouldn't damage my outputs
8
32%
Probably better after 2-3 beers
1
4%
I could be wasted and still do this shit perfectly
3
12%
It's a necessity
1
4%
 
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Could you do your job drunk?

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Is being able to capably do your job after a beer or two a good thing? When I've worked on very mentally intensive projects that require heavy analysis, I stop drinking completely, often for months, to avoid hangovers and conserve my mental capacity. I also find that life can gets a bit boring during these periods. Meanwhile, I know artists who are confident that a couple of beers can be quite helpful for their process and do not damage outputs at all. Another friend who has over 2.5m subs on YouTube confirmed that their video with the highest view count was filmed after a couple of drinks.

Out of all this, I feel the artists and content creators get the best deal :lol:
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Define drunk??? :lol:

A couple of drinks does not equal drunk…
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Re: Could you do your job drunk?

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Absolutely not. If nothing else for the fact that what I do for a living isn't all that exciting - there's lots of writing - and if I have a beer or two it would absolutely kill stone dead any motivation at all. I don't even stop for a beer on a weekend if I'm doing any jobs around the house or garden, as I know that it would be game over for the day :lol:

When I first started out in this line of work, around 2002, there were a few of us that used to religiously pop to the Sir Ralph Abercrombie round the corner from work in Manchester for a lunchtime drink or 3. Friday afternoons weren't all that productive I'll be honest.
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dinny_g wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:19 am Define drunk??? :lol:

A couple of drinks does not equal drunk…
Depends on your tolerance, but let's say 'a couple of beers' so definitely starting to feel a buzz, but not properly drunk.
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Sundayjumper wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:24 am Talk to Ballmer:

https://observer.com/2012/04/bottoms-up ... tudy-says/
That's incredibly tempting :lol: I'm currently staring at a Google doc because I can't work out how to integrate my client's feedback on some campaign messaging. Maybe it's time for a sneaky G&T at lunch :lol:
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It's proven science, I think you can justify it 8-)
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Gavster wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:23 am
dinny_g wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:19 am Define drunk??? :lol:

A couple of drinks does not equal drunk…
Depends on your tolerance, but let's say 'a couple of beers' so definitely starting to feel a buzz, but not properly drunk.
Well in that case...

[Irish} I could definitely do my my Job after 2 pints [/Irish]

but several pints later, when drunk, not a chance... :lol:
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Sundayjumper wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:28 am It's proven science, I think you can justify it 8-)
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When I was working as a ghost for a walking tour I was drunk more than I wasn't :lol:.

It was just running into a space on a cue though so it wasn't exactly difficult.

I've worked next day drunk a lot in the past and I've managed but I don't think I could work from home and drink. It would get messy.
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Yeah, no problem after a few beers. Nothing I do is that hard - talking shit and fiddling with numbers. So long as I do it confidently no one questions me!
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It depends - in the last job, I was regularly drinking in the evening while doing work, because the work was quite formulaic.

At the moment in the new job there's a broad, broad swathe of entirely disparate disciplines I need to keep abreast of, and a drink doesn't help with that when it comes to technical/logic stuff so I tend to avoid it.

IE doing upgrades in the evening (out of hours), to a stack that is built around Perl and is updated via git - all things I've never worked on before now - that and beer would not be a good match.
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Beany wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 12:08 pma stack that is built around Perl and is updated via git
you sound drunk right now Beany..
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Rich B wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 12:03 pm Yeah, no problem after a few beers. Nothing I do is that hard - talking shit and fiddling with numbers. So long as I do it confidently no one questions me!
Talking shit confidently is deffo gonna be easier :lol: I always preferred chasing client payments on a hangover because it was easier to talk crap.
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100% not as people including myself would lose limbs and fingers and stuff.

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I could DJ after a few beers easily, but the needing a piss definitely comes into the equation so I'd have to stay on spirits to not have an accident, as long as I'm playing and staying in a venue or being driven it's not an issue.
The day job won't be so easy, people rely on me for technical input and I need to be able to think on my feet and be articulate so a couple of beers may be a hinderance. I don't think I've drunk at lunchtime since I was about 21 and that's a long time ago now!
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Rich B wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 12:10 pm
Beany wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 12:08 pma stack that is built around Perl and is updated via git
you sound drunk right now Beany..
Yeah, computers are weird and shit, they drive me to drink :lol:
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It’s generally frowned upon in my profession..
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:lol:

This thread title should have included - "No not you Ian and Newt..."
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Re: Could you do your job drunk?

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I do a lot of entertaining so yes, I am often drunk at work 😂
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