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1. Ask me a question. We can go for automotive to keep things on topic, but it doesn't really matter.
2. I shall provide the answer.
3. Edit your original question in order to make me look like a cvnt.

Go.

How old were you the first time you had sexual conteact with a farm animal?

No need to edit anything. You’re a cunt. Job jobbed

@Beany twenty five years old

@jamcg it was your mum

mik wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:34 pm @jamcg it was your mum

I have a problem with that statement. She’s from the north east of England so she’s a Mam, not a Mum

Pair the following automotive bloggers with the following choices of: fuck, marry, kill

Shmee
Vehicle Virgins
Mr JWW

@Mito Man

I want to say kill, kill, kill, but let’s go with
1. Kill
2. Marry
3. Fuck

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

@dinny_g 12.8 metres per second

When a tyre wears down, does it have the same rolling radius as a new tyre, due to the tyre flexing like tank tracks?

What colour are moles?

@Marv
1. No you idiot
2. BROWN

mik wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:52 pm @dinny_g 12.8 metres per second

Is that African or European swallows??

dinny_g wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:09 pm

mik wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:52 pm @dinny_g 12.8 metres per second

Is that African or European swallows??

Yes it is.

I suppose as a board elder statesmen, you need to know these things…

1. Why?
2. Really?

jamcg wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:37 pm

mik wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:34 pm @jamcg it was your mum

I have a problem with that statement. She’s from the north east of England so she’s a Mam, not a Mum

Nope, I'm from the North East and that term is not used here.

Zonda_ wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:23 pm

jamcg wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:37 pm

mik wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:34 pm @jamcg it was your mum

I have a problem with that statement. She’s from the north east of England so she’s a Mam, not a Mum

Nope, I'm from the North East and that term is not used here.

guess it must be far more regional than I thought. Must just be a Teesside thing, especially when you’re just outside of here

Your mam has great baps.

OK Beany’s got it