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Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:18 pm
by Gavster
Last place - MINI Moonwalk grey - Looks like vomit
4th Place - BMW Lime Rock Grey - Someone pressed the B&W button by accident
3rd Place - VW Moonstone Grey - Thin, obvious, literal grey which lacks any depth
3rd place - Audi Nardo Grey - Might as well be blue
1st place - Porsche Crayon Grey - The closest car colour to butter

Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:23 pm
by scotta
So...Not a fan of grey then?
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:33 pm
by Gavster
scotta wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:23 pm
So...Not a fan of grey then?
The Porsche actually looks amazing IRL
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:54 pm
by mik
Greylords
I really like some of the BMW silversโฆ look deep!
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:59 pm
by DeskJockey
What happened to second place?
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:00 pm
by ZedLeg
I really like Nardo Grey, am I doing it wrong?
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:06 pm
by drcarlos
scotta wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:23 pm
So...Not a fan of grey then?
The worst no soul, no imagination colour ever. It's utter dogshite, goes for homes decorated in grey too (reminds me of a doctors waiting room and not a home).
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:13 pm
by Gavster
DeskJockey wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:59 pm
What happened to second place?
None of them were good enough to rank that highly
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:15 pm
by Gavster
drcarlos wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:06 pm
scotta wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:23 pm
So...Not a fan of grey then?
The worst no soul, no imagination colour ever. It's utter dogshite, goes for homes decorated in grey too (reminds me of a doctors waiting room and not a home).
Grey for this generation is the same as brown in the seventies. People thought it was the height of fashion, and it probably was for a while. Then nobody would want to be seen anywhere near it a few years later.
At least grey isn't the same colour as

Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:19 pm
by Gavster
ZedLeg wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:00 pm
I really like Nardo Grey, am I doing it wrong?
You're not allowed to like anything unless it's been officially sanctioned by
@Rich B so we'll have to await his judgement on this one...

or

Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:31 pm
by Beany
Gavster wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:18 pm
1st place - Porsche Crayon Grey - The closest car colour to butter
I think you need to find better butter....

Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:39 pm
by drcarlos
Gavster wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:15 pm
drcarlos wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:06 pm
scotta wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:23 pm
So...Not a fan of grey then?
The worst no soul, no imagination colour ever. It's utter dogshite, goes for homes decorated in grey too (reminds me of a doctors waiting room and not a home).
Grey for this generation is the same as brown in the seventies. People thought it was the height of fashion, and it probably was for a while. Then nobody would want to be seen anywhere near it a few years later.
At least grey isn't the same colour as
Russet Brown, ugh. Almost as bad was that vile baby poo yellow they had too. At least Brown is a colour, it may look like shit but grey isn't even anything it's the result of mixing too many colours from your childhood paint set together, a proverbial nothing.
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:45 pm
by scotta
drcarlos wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:06 pm
scotta wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:23 pm
So...Not a fan of grey then?
The worst no soul, no imagination colour ever. It's utter dogshite, goes for homes decorated in grey too (reminds me of a doctors waiting room and not a home).
We've painted our cinema room Grey...
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:47 pm
by Mito Man
I think grey is the most boring colour, worse than silver or black or white. There's a house I go past frequently which has a grey Caymen and Macan on the drive, the house itself is white render with grey doors, windows and gutters. The owners must have no imagination!
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:54 pm
by ZedLeg
drcarlos wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:39 pm
Gavster wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:15 pm
drcarlos wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:06 pm
The worst no soul, no imagination colour ever. It's utter dogshite, goes for homes decorated in grey too (reminds me of a doctors waiting room and not a home).
Grey for this generation is the same as brown in the seventies. People thought it was the height of fashion, and it probably was for a while. Then nobody would want to be seen anywhere near it a few years later.
At least grey isn't the same colour as
Russet Brown, ugh. Almost as bad was that vile baby poo yellow they had too. At least Brown is a colour, it may look like shit but grey isn't even anything it's the result of mixing too many colours from your childhood paint set together, a proverbial nothing.
I like brown cars too, I think it's my weird love of shite cars from the 70s & 80s that causes it

Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:55 pm
by Ascender
I now feel "seen" as the youth say.

Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:13 pm
by JonMad
Well we've just got a new grey front door and garage door

Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:28 pm
by Gavster
Ascender wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:55 pm
I now feel "seen" as the youth say.
What is that colour called?
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:42 pm
by Jobbo
Gavster wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:28 pm
Ascender wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:55 pm
I now feel "seen" as the youth say.
What is that colour called?
'404 grey'
Re: Top 5 grey German cars ranked
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:44 pm
by Ascender
Gavster wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:28 pm
Ascender wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:55 pm
I now feel "seen" as the youth say.
What is that colour called?
Hockenheim Silver (I think).
Or "CBA primer" according to herself.