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This one is specifically not FTAO those with baldy-hair, but for everyone else:

PROBLEM
You arrive at a hotel (be it domestic, or located in Foreignland) to discover that whilst their bathroom facilitIes appropriately offer Shampoo, they do not offer Conditioner. The cheapskate MoFos.

TOP TIP
Use the hand moisturiser provided as faux-conditioner. Rinse out afterwards (of course you idiot).

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS
Depending on the quality of the hand moisturiser, this can be less, or more effective than bone-fide conditioner. Members sporting BoyBandHair may need a practice-run to replicate their regular look

I never used conditioner, even when my hair was long. Is that why I’m bald now?

I've never used conditioner and have a fine head of hair!

When my wife uses hair conditioner it leaves the base of the bath like a skating rink and I have come close to doing myself a mischief.

You are all managers of cheapskate hotels AICMFP.

Without conditioner I look like this.

ZedLeg wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 8:58 am I never used conditioner, even when my hair was long. Is that why I’m bald now?

I used conditioner when I had long hair. I'm not bald now.

Makes you think eh ?

Curse my lackadaisical grooming habits.

Zonda_ wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:24 am I've never used conditioner and have a fine head of hair!

i have a head of fine hair...

(Not really, I shaved it all off when I caught sight of a bit of scalp at the back)

Good tip @mik that free shampoo does make your hair a mess.

Take two bottles into the shower? Yes, one of them is gin.

Jobbo wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 10:46 am Take two bottles into the shower? Yes, one of them is gin.

So that's why they put little parasols in my cocktails.

(Start at 5:26 if it doesn't jump to the correct time)

What kind of burley Scotsman uses conditioner?

Pete_ wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:25 am What kind of burley Scotsman uses conditioner?

One that is comfortable with his personal care regime?

DeskJockey wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:33 am

Pete_ wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:25 am What kind of burley Scotsman uses conditioner?

One that is comfortable with his personal care regime?

I’m thinking of trademarking this alternative hair moisturiser.

Take 2 bottles into the shower? Fuckin right - I need to get on with some hairsturisinng. (TM).

jamcg wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:02 pm

I use this and a conditioner. I am at ease with my sexuality

@jamcg imagine if you could also drink it?

@Beany we need you to do some product testing again

John wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:26 am When my wife uses hair conditioner it leaves the base of the bath like a skating rink and I have come close to doing myself a mischief.

It's cute that you think she's doing that accidentally. Life insurance up to date, yeah?

I've never drunk shampoo.

Always Toilet Duck, the gentleman's tipple.

jamcg wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:02 pm

That's just lazy, with a bit of thought they could have made it at least 8-in-1. I bet it works as handwash, dish soap and floor cleaner too.