FAO Broccers

[Mito Man]

There’s 2 definitions for meatloafting:

1. When two people shove shit up each others' asses.
Steve was meatloafing so hard with Alex so hard that Alex's shit poured out of Steve's anus.

2. (v) having sex with a woman while she is on her period. Derived from the red, tomato-based sauce found on top of meatloaf
Jeff: Dude, why is there so much blood on your bed?
Justin: Me and Natalie were totally meatloafing last night.

I think we can assume definition 1 is most suitable for the above. Don’t forget your condoms.

[Broccers]

Did he really expect me to ring him up? Did anyone? I'll continue winding you all up when I choose and on my terms

[Rich B]

Did he really expect me to ring him up? Did anyone? I'll continue winding you all up when I choose and on my terms

You got called out Broccers. Badly. I'm embarrassed for you.

[Broccers]

Did he really expect me to ring him up? Did anyone? I'll continue winding you all up when I choose and on my terms

You got called out Broccers. Badly. I'm embarrassed for you.

You seem to actually care too much. I'm actually worried about you ? Give me a ring

[ZedLeg]

Did he really expect me to ring him up? Did anyone? I'll continue winding you all up when I choose and on my terms

So weird

[Sundayjumper]

Well let’s dig further. The number Broccers sent me - and which I deliberately didn’t share before out of courtesy is 07977 133452. Anyone know if that’s really his number ?

[Broccers]

What I find really amusing is you 3 chasing me around a forum. Thats weird. And no thats not the number, I sent you the correct one. Thanks for not posting it tho, you never know which cranks might ring me

[Sundayjumper]

Nope, that’s the number you sent me.

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[Sundayjumper]

And @nuttinnew - my words are always chosen deliberately. Impotent is absolutely correct here.

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[Broccers]

Did you ring it?

[Sundayjumper]

And no thats not the number, I sent you the correct one.

No you didn't. Already established that.

[Broccers]

And no thats not the number, I sent you the correct one.

No you didn't. Already established that.

Of course Im not actually going to a) do anything you ask and b) not stop winding you up.

But for today tho I have other things to do.

[Sundayjumper]

Ah, you're going for the "how to win teh internet (kindergarten edition)" approach. Page 2 specifies two unbeatable comebacks:

a) I'm too busy to reply to you

b) I'm too important to reply to you

I guess this means you've won.

[ZedLeg]

He's wound everyone up so much, just admit that you're irreversibly triggered SJ

[Sundayjumper]

IM TAKING BACK CONTROL

[Gwaredd]

Ahh, the good old CLASSIC WINDUP!!! from days of yore

[Sundayjumper]

I'm just being a butthurt because my set-up to "I'd do anything for Lviv" didn't get more appreciation. It's topical dammit !

[nuttinnew]

Did he really expect me to ring him up? Did anyone? I'll continue winding you all up when I choose and on my terms*

Why would anybody expect you to ring him when you'd said you'd text him? Which you didn't do, obvs not a man of your word.



*Either;
1/. Terms and conditions subject to change without notice.

or;
2/. half terms seem more appropriate.

[nuttinnew]

And @nuttinnew - my words are always chosen deliberately.

Cripey, I didn’t know that ! I was referring to “meatloaf” being a popular (err, so I’ve heard) safe word in BDSM, i.e. “I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that”

[nuttinnew]

I'm just being a butthurt because my set-up to "I'd do anything for Lviv" didn't get more appreciation. It's topical dammit !

It wasn't my/our place to comment, also why there isn't a "You took the words right out of mouth." in a couple of obvious places.