Supermarket deliveries

[nuttinnew]

It's a bit early to be making so much fecking noise (about 15 mins ago). Cunt.

[240PP]

Car alarm at 6am (again).

[nuttinnew]

05:55

[dinny_g]

What's the rule on Mowers - there's a See You Next Tuesday round here who fires his up every Sunday Morning at 08:00am on the nose...

[Sundayjumper]

What's the rule on Mowers...

It always used to be sugar in the fuel tank ?

[nuttinnew]

[Jimmy Choo]

Car alarm at 6am (again).

I got pissed off with something on the street beeping in the night. I was a touch embarassed to discover it the the batteries in the alarm in the Saab dying and beeping to tell me they were failing.

I fixed it with a hammer.

[dinny_g]

I woke up around 04:00am a few months back to a rental scooter having a conniption across the road. A bit like a Plane going "Terrain, Terrain, Terrain" it was going "Charge, Charge, Charge"... really loudly, I mean ridiculously unnecessarily loud... every 30 seconds.

I went over and couldn't get it to stop so I put it in the boot of my car, drove it out into the country (not as bad as it sounds, it's only about 5 minutes in the car from our house) and fucked it over a gate into a field.

They've got trackers - they'll find it...

[Mito Man]

I thought this story would end with the scooter chucked in a river.
Walking down the Thames embankment at low tide it’s incredible to see how many ebikes and scooters are chucked there.

[nuttinnew]

I put it in the boot of my car, drove it out into the country and fucked it over a gate.

[dinny_g]

I didn't even lube up - and she loved it...