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When I was a small children, I used to occasionally see sausage-branded trucks (Mathessons etc - other brands are available).

I always imagined that each truck would have a (gas probably) hob installed inside the cab, upon which there would be a frying pan. The drivers would have free access to as many sausages as they could consume - at practically any point - during their journey. A not inconsiderable perk of the job.

I subsequently discovered this was not true.

Should I sue sausage manufacturers (as a singular or a collective genre), or the Beano for regularly featuring dogs stealing and running away from places (often the butchers) with unfeasably long chains of link sausages?

I see the covid travel restrictions haven't affected the Scottish supply runs of psychotropic drugs then...

Are you ok hun?

(I think that's what we're supposed to say these days when you're concerned for their mental well being).

Rich B wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:54 am I see the covid travel restrictions haven't affected the Scottish supply runs of psychotropic drugs then...

I have already reported your cruel response to my counselling team.

In hindsight, i should probably also consider a lawsuit against Grange Hill too.



This thought also lead me to this…..

Nick Harvey was a close friend of mine at school

Incredibly talented and likeable chap

I taught him how to do the worm (a move he'll break out now and again, even now)

. Out of respect I shall not attempt to sue him.

Yet.