OV9

I know most of the posters here don't ever venture into the outdoors for fear of COVID or the Mrs.

Yesterday, bear hug from a builder, I swear down I've 3 broked ribs.

You?

I have a nice graze on the side of my head from being at the bottom of a celebratory bundle on Guildford high st on Thursday.

I've been out a lot this year and not managed to crock myself yet other than barfing on a night out. I'm sure I got spiked as I lost over 3hrs of my life and was a proper mess. Thankfully mates looked after me but I've no idea what happened over that 3hrs apart from what I've been told.

I’ve been out quite a lot this year but failed to injure myself. Do you need to take a carer, Broccers?

Had 4 pints, slept awkwardly, had almost crippling neck ache for a week after.

Not as young as I used to be.

No injuries so far this year, at least none that I can remember! Haven't even dropped a motorcycle on myself

Ooh being spiked must be nasty altho I do that to myself occasionally. The not drinking most of the time then going out and hammering it doesnt end well

I did drop the KTM Smt on myself at 5mph when it stalled on a hill and my leg gradually gave way - passers by had to pick it off me as I was stuck under it - a bit embarrassing.

McSwede wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 5:49 pm I've been out a lot this year and not managed to crock myself yet other than barfing on a night out. I'm sure I got spiked as I lost over 3hrs of my life and was a proper mess. Thankfully mates looked after me but I've no idea what happened over that 3hrs apart from what I've been told.

Your mates 'looked after you' eh has the video dropped on PH* yet?

* Not PistonHeads

Karate club started contact sparring again. Felt really really weird. The usual accumulation of bruises.

Gavster wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 1:39 pm

McSwede wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 5:49 pm I've been out a lot this year and not managed to crock myself yet other than barfing on a night out. I'm sure I got spiked as I lost over 3hrs of my life and was a proper mess. Thankfully mates looked after me but I've no idea what happened over that 3hrs apart from what I've been told.

Your mates 'looked after you' eh has the video dropped on PH* yet?

* Not PistonHeads

Yes. They made sure I was ok. I really was in a terrible state. What's PH??

Scratches and a small tooth scar from puppies. The woman with that pup pissed me off by scarpering It wasn't an intended bite by the pup, he just hadn't quite mastered bite force yet and unfortunately a longer tooth punctured the fleshy lump between the thumb and forefinger. Much blood, long healing time.
Wales nearly did me a mischief a couple of weeks back but that's something for fleet reports.

I’m ok on nights out, it’s when I’m sober I hurt myself

When I was 15 I tried to jump a rope fence, both feet slipped under me, I slid into the rope which ended up lodging under my arms, swinging me up in the air and dumped my entire weight on my right ankle.

I tore all my ligaments and now turn my right ankle with ease. It’s happened so many times though that what would put someone off their feet for 6 weeks I can just walk off

McSwede wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:24 pm

Gavster wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 1:39 pm

McSwede wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 5:49 pm I've been out a lot this year and not managed to crock myself yet other than barfing on a night out. I'm sure I got spiked as I lost over 3hrs of my life and was a proper mess. Thankfully mates looked after me but I've no idea what happened over that 3hrs apart from what I've been told.

Your mates 'looked after you' eh has the video dropped on PH* yet?

* Not PistonHeads

Yes. They made sure I was ok. I really was in a terrible state. What's PH??

Pornhub

Jobbo wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:14 am

McSwede wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:24 pm

Gavster wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 1:39 pm

Your mates 'looked after you' eh has the video dropped on PH* yet?

* Not PistonHeads

Yes. They made sure I was ok. I really was in a terrible state. What's PH??

Pornhub

Ha. I'll go check. I may be gone some time

Lol I missed this, Jobbo is correct

I don't need alcohol to properly injure myself!

I'm still sore from tripping over the trailer hitch in the workshop while carrying the welder in the dark - partially dislocated both shoulders
Weird thing is that it doesn't hurt in the shoulders at all, it's all in the elbows and wrists.

I do generally seem to be doing OK on the injury front at the moment - my only visit to A&E since the start of lockdown was opening up my hand on some razor wire (while wiring some security cameras).

I'm out for a Curry and Pints on Friday with ex-Work Colleagues - first time I've been out 'drinking' since October 2019

I expect content for this thread on Saturday...

Beware of ne'er-do-wells with needles

Unscathed this weekend. My ribs haven't got better tho.