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Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 2:04 pm
by Gavster
It's completely nuts because that's around 5:30min miles which if you turn up to a Parkrun and keep that pace for only 3.1 miles you'll probably be near the top of the results :lol: massive respect

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:58 pm
by Gwaredd
Gavster wrote: Thu Oct 14, 2021 2:04 pm It's completely nuts because that's around 5:30min miles which if you turn up to a Parkrun and keep that pace for only 3.1 miles you'll probably die
EFA

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 11:10 pm
by Beany
Gavster wrote: Tue Oct 12, 2021 11:52 am
Delphi wrote: Tue Oct 12, 2021 11:07 am Did anybody see Rich McDowall's (Turboferret) London Marathon time? 2 hours 23 minutes - I'd struggle to do that on a fucking push bike!
That's quick :shock: very, very quick, like top UK club marathon runner time, very cool.
Aside, recent pic on the old book of face suggests it was good enough to bag him second place in the 40-44 age group, if I read the trophy right!

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:46 pm
by Explosive Newt
Not read the thread but I prefer the full bars to the half ones. Also I believe they are called Snickers now.

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:00 pm
by Beany
Explosive Newt wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:46 pm Not read the thread but I prefer the full bars to the half ones. Also I believe they are called Snickers now.
Jesus fucking Christ, a new years eve comedy program in Scotland made that joke over twenty years ago.

Try harder. :evil:

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:13 pm
by nuttinnew
Beany wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:00 pm
Explosive Newt wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:46 pm Not read the thread but I prefer the full bars to the half ones. Also I believe they are called Snickers now.
Jesus fucking Christ, a new years eve comedy program in Scotland made that joke over twenty years ago.

Try harder. :evil:

Ffs, it was a harmless joke. Just because you're Scottish, you don't have to batter everything :roll:

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:35 pm
by Beany
I'll batter whatever I want you Southern shandy drinking woofter...

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:38 pm
by mik
I was going to make that joke yesterday, but decided someone else was Bounty.

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:41 pm
by nuttinnew
Beany wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:35 pm I'll batter whatever I want you Southern shandy drinking woofter...
What part of Scotland are you from again?

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:00 pm
by Explosive Newt
Beany wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:00 pm
Explosive Newt wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:46 pm Not read the thread but I prefer the full bars to the half ones. Also I believe they are called Snickers now.
Jesus fucking Christ, a new years eve comedy program in Scotland made that joke over twenty years ago.

Try harder. :evil:

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:19 pm
by Beany
nuttinnew wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:41 pm
Beany wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:35 pm I'll batter whatever I want you Southern shandy drinking woofter...
What part of Scotland are you from again?
Wick. I'm more Northern than literally anyone else in here.

Everyone here, without exception, is a southerner.

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:48 pm
by nuttinnew
Beany wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:19 pm
nuttinnew wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:41 pm
Beany wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:35 pm I'll batter whatever I want you Southern shandy drinking woofter...
What part of Scotland are you from again?
Wick. I'm more Northern than literally anyone else in here.

Everyone here, without exception, is a southerner.

Typical narcissistic Northerner; doesn't live there any more.
You've got me wondering who's the furthest NSEW & most central now, I might have to start a thread.

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:50 pm
by Beany
Ascender will win in about a years time....!

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:31 am
by Gavster
nuttinnew wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:48 pm
Beany wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:19 pm
nuttinnew wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:41 pm

What part of Scotland are you from again?
Wick. I'm more Northern than literally anyone else in here.

Everyone here, without exception, is a southerner.

Typical narcissistic Northerner; doesn't live there any more.
You've got me wondering who's the furthest NSEW & most central now, I might have to start a thread.
Skim reading your post I thought you were asking who is most NSFW :lol:

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:32 am
by Explosive Newt
Gavster wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:31 am
nuttinnew wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:48 pm
Beany wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:19 pm

Wick. I'm more Northern than literally anyone else in here.

Everyone here, without exception, is a southerner.

Typical narcissistic Northerner; doesn't live there any more.
You've got me wondering who's the furthest NSEW & most central now, I might have to start a thread.
Skim reading your post I thought you were asking who is most NSFW :lol:
Again, it’s Beany.

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:15 pm
by nuttinnew
Explosive Newt wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:32 am
Gavster wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:31 am
nuttinnew wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:48 pm


Typical narcissistic Northerner; doesn't live there any more.
You've got me wondering who's the furthest NSEW & most central now, I might have to start a thread.
Skim reading your post I thought you were asking who is most NSFW :lol:
Again, it’s Beany.
:lol:

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:57 pm
by Beany
Recognition at last, you cunts.

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 5:59 pm
by dan
My brother in law ran an ultra marathon over the Brecon's this morning. According to my sister he was leading the over 50's group at the 20 mile mark and finished 16th overall, but doesn't know where he placed in his group yet as the results haven't been published.

Absolutely mental.

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 7:42 pm
by Gavster
Ultra running requires a special type of childhood trauma 😂

Re: Marathon / Half Marathon

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 7:49 pm
by Rich B
One of my best mates got into ultra marathons and big trail running events. We went to a beer festival in the east of london (Truman Brewery) a few years back - he decided he'd meet us there by running from his house - in Welwyn Garden City. 22 miles away.

Mental, he turned up having had a quick shower at his work fresh as a daisy and carried on with a full days drinking. He said he did that run a day or two a week there and back to work.