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Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 12:21 am
by mik
1. Hard top for a 340R
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 12:57 am
by RobYob
It's a bit.... A Prowler and a Carver got really really drunk and made a mutant baby.
How ON EARTH does it work though?
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 7:16 am
by jamcg
Gullwing doors by the looks of it
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 7:41 am
by Jobbo
Well that looks shit

Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 9:12 am
by Zonda_
I remember a guy giving me a p ride at Croft in one when it started hammering down. They had to lower the tail lift of a truck and park it underneath to stop it filling with water. I bet he'd have been glad of it!
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 9:23 am
by Beany
That really doesn't work at all, does it?
I wonder how often you would want a hardtop on a 340R - I mean, what, was it too breezy on the motorway commute or something?
Gav, you could replicate that effect by having a large tarp with you. I'm not sure that must be deep, deep into five figures of custom fabrication is the best answer to that particular problem. I also bet it's an absolute cunt to fit and remove.
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 9:24 am
by Jobbo
If you want a light, Elise-based Lotus with a roof, why not buy an S1 Exige?
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 9:44 am
by Beany
Jobbo wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 9:24 am
If you want a light, Elise-based Lotus with a roof, why not buy an S1 Exige?
Because then you couldn't lord it over Exige owners.
Wasn't the Exige considered the better car from a driving perspective back in the day, too?
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 9:53 am
by NGRhodes
Zonda_ wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 9:12 am
I remember a guy giving me a p ride at Croft in one when it started hammering down. They had to lower the tail lift of a truck and park it underneath to stop it filling with water. I bet he'd have been glad of it!
Bet you could buy a big umbrella that does the same job

Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 10:10 am
by Mito Man
I’m inspired to buy a Mclaren Elva and put a roof on it now.
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 10:22 am
by mik
Beany wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 9:44 am
Wasn't the Exige considered the better car from a driving perspective back in the day, too?
Not sure - the 340R got pretty good press from memory, but I think it was recognised that it didn’t offer a significant advantage over the Exige (?)
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 11:19 am
by Jimmy Choo
A little bit of sick just came out.
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 11:32 am
by integrale_evo
Wasn’t the main issue with them that they weren’t even close to the 340bhp/ton mark so just made 340 of them instead?
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 11:36 am
by ZedLeg
Yeah about 250bhp/ton in road trim. They did some even more stripped down ones that did hit 340 but they weren't road legal.
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 11:52 am
by Swervin_Mervin
mik wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 10:22 am
Beany wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 9:44 am
Wasn't the Exige considered the better car from a driving perspective back in the day, too?
Not sure - the 340R got pretty good press from memory, but I think it was recognised that it didn’t offer a significant advantage over the Exige (?)
So what you're really saying is it's the whole 340R that the world didn't really need?

Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 12:17 pm
by JonMad
With its own side mirrors? Requiring blanks over where the mirrors otherwise go?
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 12:34 pm
by mik
JonMad wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 12:17 pm
With its own side mirrors? Requiring blanks over where the mirrors otherwise go?
Ooh yeah, that’s special.
@Swervin_Mervin shurrup.

Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 12:50 pm
by speedingfine
Looks better than any Caterham hard top though:
https://art.artweb.gr.jp/sale/gull-top/3790.html
Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 1:40 pm
by jamcg
JonMad wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 12:17 pm
With its own side mirrors? Requiring blanks over where the mirrors otherwise go?
That’s not a blank, that’s a mounting bracket. Seems safe

Re: Things the world never needed
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 2:04 pm
by nuttinnew
NGRhodes wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 9:53 am
Zonda_ wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 9:12 am
I remember a guy giving me a p ride at Croft in one when it started hammering down. They had to lower the tail lift of a truck and park it underneath to stop it filling with water. I bet he'd have been glad of it!
Bet you could buy a big umbrella that does the same job
I've used a fishing umbrella for a parked Fiesta cabrio (and a normal one when driving) when the roof was damaged.
Shirley a 340R roof would only be any use if it was a quick plop on & off thing for storage
