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Saw people talking about this, and yeah - it’s bilge!

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Wow. That is awful.

And wft is a curated driver experience?!

Oh my Christ! I couldn't even watch that all the way through

That's utterly gash.

Both the advert and the new car, whatever it's called.

Well that was cringy. The bullshit part being repeated sounded about right. I feel bad owning a BMW now...

I'd rather watch a Schmee video.

Can't think of any other brand which has become more disconnected from what it originally was than BMW. That new electric SUV thing looks like something my dog shat out.

I might have to get my full back BMW badge tattoo removed at this rate.

Someone's watched Cars too many times...

DaveE wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:21 pm Someone's watched Cars too many times...

I'm part of a study to see if that's actually physically possible (being run by my little boy).

I've seen them all around 3 billion times so far, no damage, though I'm off to get myself a quart of oil at Flo's just in case..

Rich B wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:37 pm

DaveE wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:21 pm Someone's watched Cars too many times...

I'm part of a study to see if that's actually physically possible (being run by my little boy).

I've seen them all around 3 billion times so far, no damage, though I'm off to get myself a quart of oil at Flo's just in case..

He did what in his cups???

Jimmy Choo wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:15 pm

Rich B wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:37 pm

DaveE wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:21 pm Someone's watched Cars too many times...

I'm part of a study to see if that's actually physically possible (being run by my little boy).

I've seen them all around 3 billion times so far, no damage, though I'm off to get myself a quart of oil at Flo's just in case..

you too then!?

He did what in his cups???

you too then!?

I see your cringy advert and raise you badly dubbed V10 soundtrack from another manufacturer.

A throwback to Audi reminding everyone else how it should be done.

BMW USA too. Reckon you could have a pretty substantive case for false advertising there.

Rich B wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 11:57 am I might have to get my full back BMW badge tattoo removed at this rate.

<passes Rich the cheesegrater>

scotta wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:25 pm A throwback to Audi reminding everyone else how it should be done.

I was gonna ask can you imagine the 2021 equivalent of that. Then realised that you would end up with the awful BMW ad above as there's nothing innately exciting about EV's so you can just bleat on about how amazing the software is which is all they have to sell them on...
Software and range - tis the future I tell you.

Jimmy Choo wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:15 pm

Rich B wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:37 pm

DaveE wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:21 pm Someone's watched Cars too many times...

I'm part of a study to see if that's actually physically possible (being run by my little boy).

I've seen them all around 3 billion times so far, no damage, though I'm off to get myself a quart of oil at Flo's just in case..

He did what in his cups???

Pitstop!

Rich B wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:20 pm

Jimmy Choo wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:15 pm

Rich B wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:37 pm I'm part of a study to see if that's actually physically possible (being run by my little boy).

I've seen them all around 3 billion times so far, no damage, though I'm off to get myself a quart of oil at Flo's just in case..

you too then!?

He did what in his cups???

you too then!?

Yeah. There's some stuff in there just for the adults if you're paying attention. The two Mx5s "We're you biggest fans!" flash their headlights at McQueen springs to mind. Oh, and Sally's Tramp Stamp.

Dreadful.

That 760Li still looks great - I’d much rather have that.

I can tell you what they’d talk about.


WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE????!!!!!!!