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Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:29 am
by jamcg
They go and reveal this

Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:40 am
by duncs500
And then the beavers came. The beaver started yelling at the other beaver. The beaver started yelling at the other beaver. He said "You stupid beaver!"
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:08 am
by Brannen
The colour of the grill really doesn't help either. Is it meant to be solid'ish to opening sections as well? My last two cars have been BMWs, but just no interest in them now (other than the cars I can't afford like the M2).
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:12 am
by Rich B
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:41 am
by Simon
Goping.
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:20 am
by DeskJockey
That's one angry looking (or myopic?) beaver.
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:31 am
by Mito Man
That’s exactly what an electric car needs

Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:13 am
by Simon
I mean, at some point a chief designer looked at that and thought, 'yup, that's all good. Can't get any better. I'll sign it off now'.
How many drugs were going through his brain when he made that decision?
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:23 am
by Rich B
I looks like someone entire unconnected with design came along and just drew a massive grill on the front of an already finished car. Though saying that, the rest of the car isn't any better.
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:24 am
by duncs500
Maybe it's some mystical magic like the Bangle ones, where it takes years to get it.

Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:25 am
by Jimmy Choo
I've come to the conclusion that the terrible grills are actually designed to draw attention away from how boring the rest of the car looks.
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:28 am
by Rich B
Jimmy Choo wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:25 am
I've come to the conclusion that the terrible grills are actually designed to draw attention away from how boring the rest of the car looks.
the rest could easily be a Peugeot.
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:39 am
by Mito Man
The interior is ripped of a Mercedes. They just seem to have no design direction besides sticking that grill on every generic design and copy other cars for the rest.
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:01 am
by Beany
What the fuck even is that? An i3 that's been overinflated?

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Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:51 am
by Swervin_Mervin
If you told me that was the product of a Chinese design studio, I would entirely believe it.
Has anyone checked if BMW even still has a Western design studio? It certainly seems like they've put it all on 8 red.*
*not that there is an 8 red

Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:00 pm
by jamcg
Brannen wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:08 am
The colour of the grill really doesn't help either. Is it meant to be solid'ish to opening sections as well? My last two cars have been BMWs, but just no interest in them now (other than the cars I can't afford like the M2).
Non m-sport with silver grill doesn’t improve anything really
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:04 pm
by Mito Man
That side view
It’s almost as if the clay model was too wide and they just sliced a few inches off the wheel arches with a cheese wire.
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:05 pm
by Brannen
That really is horrendous...
Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:44 pm
by JonMad
jamcg wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:00 pm
Brannen wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:08 am
The colour of the grill really doesn't help either. Is it meant to be solid'ish to opening sections as well? My last two cars have been BMWs, but just no interest in them now (other than the cars I can't afford like the M2).
Non m-sport with silver grill doesn’t improve anything really
I don't actually mind it from that angle

Re: Just when you thought BMW couldn’t get any worse....
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 5:23 pm
by integrale_evo
Mito Man wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:04 pm
That side view
It’s almost as if the clay model was too wide and they just sliced a few inches off the wheel arches with a cheese wire.
That tactic Peugeot used to great effect on the stunning 207/308 from a few generations ago
