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Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:06 am
by scotta
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:06 am
by speedingfine
https://sniffpetrol.com/2019/02/14/clas ... ory-essay/
Nice car though
I have now read about this car's 'wrinkled chassis'(ooer) and withdraw my nice car statement.
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:08 am
by duncs500
Meh, I'll keep mine over that.

Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:16 am
by JonMad
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:41 am
by scotta
Barge and Pole come to mind.
Some poor sod will buy it though - Bids already at £8k.
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:44 am
by Mito Man
This is the new 2020 business idea isn’t it?
Auction houses popping up everywhere.
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:49 am
by scotta
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:54 am
by Mito Man
Has it been in a shunt or is that how Lotus painted them?
I saw paint overspray on the A pillars inside too. Not a usual spot that gets painted...
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:55 pm
by Beany
Look how rusty that suspension is
So for those of us who haven't spent our adult lives licking Lotus chassis, other than mileage, what else is fucked on this car?
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:07 pm
by ZedLeg
The dent behind the seat that they mention and picture is on the aluminium tub. I'm guessing it would take a big hit to do that.
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:19 pm
by scotta
ZedLeg wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:07 pm
The dent behind the seat that they mention and picture is on the aluminium tub. I'm guessing it would take a big hit to do that.
Massive.
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:20 pm
by scotta
Beany wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:55 pm
Look how rusty that suspension is
So for those of us who haven't spent our adult lives licking Lotus chassis, other than mileage, what else is fucked on this car?
The shitty paint job but yeah the totally fucked chassis that needs replaced should pretty much cover the "Whats fucked" element
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:21 pm
by scotta
The sill is also bent in the other photo. Mines is straight as an arrow there.
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:26 pm
by Rich B
At least these photos show it all.
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:42 pm
by Beany
The photos are time limited by AWS I think, so I took actions into my own hands

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So you're saying that bit of sill and tub aren't supposed to look like a box of tissues that's been trod on in the night?
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:49 pm
by integrale_evo
Going to take a hefty smack on the main chassis rails to push the bulkhead panel in enough to dent it like that

Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:52 pm
by Mito Man
I’ve just seen that crease behind the seat

Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:03 pm
by scotta
integrale_evo wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:49 pm
Going to take a hefty smack on the main chassis rails to push the bulkhead panel in enough to dent it like that
Yep - I'd rate this as a cat B. That chassis is not repairable.
Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:37 pm
by Shlergen
Being sold fully aware of the damage no doubt. Unsuspecting wouldn't spot until too late no doubt i.e. bid on pictures alone.
I didn't spot

Re: Nice elise for sale...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:00 pm
by integrale_evo
Yeah, bury it in a 20,000 word description and put the photo at the end of 150 other photos
