OV9

In these dark times a shining light of deliciousness has burst forth from the clinging of its evil grasp.

I bring you......



Allah, Jesus, that pot bellied one and those tie dyed hippy ones too, I give you the chocolate McGuire a Bakewell biscuit

When I see a chocolate hobnob now, I sneer that I ever lusted after such filth.

Long live the new king!!!

Dave!

I came across those mcvities chocolate thins recently and they are fucking amazing. More crunch and more chocolate to digestive ratio. So fucking good that I vowed to never buy them again after demolishing 2 packs in as many days.

I've been forcing myself to eat during the day while working from home, and after some twenty years, have rediscovered Tunnocks Caramel bars.

Truly gods own confectionary

I had some of those Cherry Bakewell flavour ones; they’re ok, but they have a sort of aniseed note which isn’t quite right. The orange marmalade on toast flavour ones, though...

Gipping

I’m not a great fan of chocolate on biscuits. So many delicious options without - we had a superb box of Borders biscuits recently. And without choc covering you have the option of inking too..... and that is important with a biscuit.

mik wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:55 pm I’m not a great fan of chocolate on biscuits. So many delicious options without - we had a superb box of Borders biscuits recently. And without choc covering you have the option of inking too..... and that is important with a biscuit.

You scotch folk don’t have the refined tastebuds of the English gentry.

I’m surprised it isn’t a cracker in a cows stomach

Dave!

V8Granite wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:58 pm

mik wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:55 pm I’m not a great fan of chocolate on biscuits. So many delicious options without - we had a superb box of Borders biscuits recently. And without choc covering you have the option of inking too..... and that is important with a biscuit.

You scotch folk don’t have the refined tastebuds of the English gentry.

He's not scotch, he's northern english with a funny accent.

I, as a real Scot, have no idea what the fuck 'inking' is - is it spunking bloody semen onto the biscuit because you've shared too many needles?

Autocorrect

DUNKING!

You can dunk a chocolate cookie

It gets all melty

Yes, that’s the point.

Mito Man wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:14 pm Yes, that’s the point.

See what I mean about these funny accented northern englanders?

There's something wrong with them.

With all of them.

You probably prefer chocolate to jelly sweets too.

mik wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:31 pm You probably prefer chocolate to jelly sweets too.

Abso-bloody-lutely

Let's not forget to keep anything choccy related in the fridge as well

I’m pretty happy that Jammy Dodgers are vegan now. I’ve maybe eaten three packets this week.

Also Biscoff creams are amazing

ZedLeg wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:31 pm I’m pretty happy that Jammy Dodgers are vegan now. I’ve maybe eaten three packets this week.

Wait til you try the contents!

mik wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:06 pm Autocorrect

DUNKING!

I had no idea what "inking biscuits" was - so I Google'd it, thinking it was some (far) northern thing. Google is obviously aware of the typo, but not sure about the 3rd suggesion:

Bonk a biscuit? You’d have to be a bit cookie....