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When I was in Italy at a pizza place this crazy woman did the same heinous crime to a proper Italian pizza! Fuckin mental. Just poured half a bottle of ketchup in a criss cross pattern all over the poor sour dough masterpiece.

McSwede wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:11 pm

Zonda_ wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:10 pm

McSwede wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:55 pm You cocksockets inspired me to go get fish, chips and curry tonight. Lashing of ketchup too. Yummy!

Where's the fish?

It's wearing kitchen camouflage

It's tiny!

Zonda’s norm.

mik wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:58 pm Zonda’s norm.

Honestly if you go to a restaurant round here the size will not be much smaller than that, less chips though.

I think a Whetherby Whaler is a bit smaller than that but still massive. And yeah, less chips.

Source for the above - probably explains why the whetherby whaler is not quite as big.

https://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news ... try-600103

Ours aren't much smaller than that (lengthways) but about half the width, and a large chips is not much smaller.

I can’t eat huge servings. Our chippy serving probably has a smidgeypoo less chups than McSwede’s, but had two fish. I can never finish it though - which always pleases the dogs.

I was full when I'd finished it and no wastage so it was the perfect size portion. If it were bigger I'd have massively over eaten or wasted it.

The beauty of a chippy is that there's a little bit more than one can manage, but one pushes through and gets it finished because it's so delicious. I also hate cold chips so I always smash it down as fast as possible.

McSwede wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:55 pm You cocksockets inspired me to go get fish, chips and curry tonight. Lashing of ketchup too. Yummy!

Curry sauce AND ketchup?

Nooooooooooo!!!

McSwede wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:55 pm You cocksockets inspired me to go get fish, chips and curry tonight. Lashing of ketchup too. Yummy!

This pretty much constitutes a war crime. See you in The Hague.

I think we can find a north/south agreement that covering the whole thing in sauce like that is just wrong.

Rich B wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:14 am I think we can find a north/south agreement that covering the whole thing in sauce like that is just wrong.

I think for that, all of us, regardless of colour, creed or nationality should link hands together around McSwede.....


....so he can't escape as we kick the shit out of him.

Rich B wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:14 am I think we can find a north/south agreement that covering the whole thing in sauce like that is just wrong.

Agreed.

It’s just mush on a bit of paper.

Dave!

V8Granite wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:22 am It’s just mush on a bit of paper.

Dave!

And you feel it should be mush transferred onto a plate? Gotcha.

Yikes! Also, I don't pour sauce on top, always been a dipper.

Curry sauce?!? And Ketchup. When combined with the blood splatter approach, that’s all the signs of a proper maniac.

I wondered what on earth was wrong with the picture (apart from the tiny fish), but its the bloody curry sauce that was throwing me off.

I’ve found southern chippies to be over priced and under portioned.

One of my favourites is sweet and sour chicken from the Chinese and a portion of chips from the chippy next door, it’s heavenly.