Fish Supper

I consume mine

Contents Transferred onto a plate, eaten using a knife and fork.
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57%
As above but using fine bone China and silver cutlery only
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3%
In Paper placed on table/placemat using my hands (aka THE ONLY CORRECT WAY)
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24%
In Paper placed onto a plate so I can clean more dishes
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8%
Off the floor using feet only
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By ramming my face into the paper packaging - no hands (aka the Mudge method)
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3%
I am fed by the butler
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3%
Eww - a chip shop? I’d rather starve!
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3%
I just shove it all up my bottom / in my ears etc. But with a knife and fork - I’m not an animal.
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mik wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:46 pm
duncs500 wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:32 pm I'm assuming the classic wooden spork if he's a die hard seaside fish and chip person.
A/ I believe fish suppers pre-date the introduction of these things
2/ Show me a video of anyone managing to consume a piece of battered fish with one of them. Only possible if witch.
I reckon it's possible if the batter is crunchy and firm, if it's a bit more greasy then it probably would be tricky.
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I use cutlery specifically for a nice piece of cod or haddock. If I'm having anything else (saveloy and chips, kebab, burger) then I use my fingers. But a properly cooked piece of fish should fall apart and is hard to eat with just your hands. It's also far more likely I'd buy that and take it home to eat, rather than while sitting on a park bench with a bottle of Buckie.
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Jobbo wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:27 pm It's also far more likely I'd buy that and take it home to eat, rather than while sitting on a park bench with a bottle of Buckie.
But not out of the question. 8-)
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There is a distinction to be made here Mik. Indoors, cutlery is used. Outdoors chippy tea (the best way to eat chips) is with fingers.

I'll throw a spanner in everything by admitting I often add gravy or mushy peas to my fish n chips..
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That’s a good point, how do you Scots feel about mushy peas?
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Fuck mushy peas.
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We've been here before, we always end up back here.
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Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:00 pm That’s a good point, how do you Scots feel about mushy peas?
From a chippy, never.

Sitting-in somewhere, yes please. Slightly minted.
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Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:00 pm That’s a good point, how do you Scots feel about mushy peas?
We don’t feel about mushy peas you Neanderthals - we use a spoon.

They don’t tend to be on sale in McChippies up here though.
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Ascender wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:10 pm
Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:00 pm That’s a good point, how do you Scots feel about mushy peas?
From a chippy, never.

Sitting-in somewhere, yes please. Slightly minted.
100% agree, but I know the north goes crazy for them, so wondered if that extends beyond the wall?
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mik wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:11 pm
Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:00 pm That’s a good point, how do you Scots feel about mushy peas?
We don’t feel about mushy peas you Neanderthals - we use a spoon.

They don’t tend to be on sale in McChippies up here though.
ah, so You wildlings do have spoons, just not forks yet.
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Mito Man wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:06 pm Fuck mushy peas.
Word.
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ZedLeg wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:02 pm
Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:59 pm I’m also laughing at the rest of the things you eat with your fingers your filthy animals!

Sausages, Black Puddings, White Pudding, Haggis, Pizza-crunch (No idea what these are!), Saveloy...

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Saveloys are an English thing, they look grim.

Pizza crunch is a cheap pizza covered in batter and deep fried. It’s gloriously awful.
The Scottish deep fried whatever is just a novelty menu item for tourists right?

No one regularly orders them?
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Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:14 pm
mik wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:11 pm
Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:00 pm That’s a good point, how do you Scots feel about mushy peas?
We don’t feel about mushy peas you Neanderthals - we use a spoon.

They don’t tend to be on sale in McChippies up here though.
ah, so You wildlings do have spoons, just not forks yet.
What else can you cook your heroin up in?
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Nathan wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:23 pm
ZedLeg wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:02 pm
Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:59 pm I’m also laughing at the rest of the things you eat with your fingers your filthy animals!

Sausages, Black Puddings, White Pudding, Haggis, Pizza-crunch (No idea what these are!), Saveloy...

Image
Saveloys are an English thing, they look grim.

Pizza crunch is a cheap pizza covered in batter and deep fried. It’s gloriously awful.
The Scottish deep fried whatever is just a novelty menu item for tourists right?

No one regularly orders them?
Deep fried mars bars are but the deep fried pizza is a long held tradition.
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dinny_g wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:54 pm I have never had battered fish from a fish and chip shop and I never will...
Dafuuq?

1) Does everyone get curry sauce with their fish and chips without fail?

2) How many of you are aware of the midland delicacy 'orange chips'? (They're sadly awful btw)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/ ... f1e74fcfb8
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speedingfine wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:03 pm
dinny_g wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:54 pm I have never had battered fish from a fish and chip shop and I never will...
Dafuuq?

1) Does everyone get curry sauce with their fish and chips without fail?

2) How many of you are aware of the midland delicacy 'orange chips'? (They're sadly awful btw)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/ ... f1e74fcfb8
Usually, I was slightly put off when the local chippy started displaying the allergy information and saw that the curry sauce has sulphur in it, that explains the farts afterwards!
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Our regular order is 1 large chips (fookin massive in reality) 2 fish, large peas and small gravy.

The chips are split between us and the 4yo, the fish is for us but he gets the crispier bits.

So it has to go on a plate. No point eating it with fingers by that stage.
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Barry wrote: Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:51 pm There is a distinction to be made here Mik. Indoors, cutlery is used. Outdoors chippy tea (the best way to eat chips) is with fingers.

I'll throw a spanner in everything by admitting I often add gravy or mushy peas to my fish n chips..
All of this, including the gravy. Glad to see my boy liking gravy with his fish as well - the wife is very disappointed :lol:
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