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People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 6:35 pm
by mik
I’ve just attempted to erroneously inhale <food or drink item> . My body is now attempting to eject it from my airway.
What solution is a glass of water intended to provide in this scenario?

Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 6:56 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
mik wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 6:35 pm
I’ve just attempted to erroneously inhale <food or drink item> . My body is now attempting to eject it from my airway.
What solution is a glass of water intended to provide in this scenario?
Was it suggested by your wife? Mine does that.
I think it's an attempt to make you drown while you worry about choking
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:13 pm
by Rich B
Women are genuinely mental though. My wife will half empty a dishwasher FFS.
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:37 pm
by Carlos
But does she put cups and bowls in upright ?
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:44 pm
by mr_jon
Guantanamo?
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:51 pm
by NotoriousREV
Would she offer you a sandwich if you were drowning?
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:57 pm
by Orange Cola
I always get this question, asked repeatedly because I don't answer, because I'm a smidge busy trying not to choke to death.
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:32 pm
by Rich B
Anyone considered chewing their food before trying to swallow?
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:36 pm
by mik
Ain’t nobody got time fo’ that shit.
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:08 pm
by Beany
mik wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 6:35 pm
I’ve just attempted to erroneously inhale <food or drink item> . My body is now attempting to eject it from my airway.
What solution is a glass of water intended to provide in this scenario?
Says the guy who doesn't seem to understand the difference between breathing and swallowing....
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:13 pm
by Broccers
Rich B wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:32 pm
Anyone considered chewing their food before trying to swallow?
What a great idea
Re: People that offer water when you are choking
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:50 am
by V8Granite
It’s because it helps, it’s just a blocked throat it’s not a bit of steak stuck in your lungs
Dave!