OV9

Woke up after another 7.5 hour sleep feeling good.

Bit of a sloppy turd this morning and it wasn’t very big at all. I used to go 3 times a day.

Not hungry at all but I may be bunged up, I don’t know.

Made 600g of beef and pork meatballs I’ll eat when I get hungry.

19 stone 9lb

Dave!

I didn’t fancy any beef today so had some bacon, some lardons and 10 eggs in total.

Still feel fine, slept 8 hours again last night and don’t feel hungry at all.

Worryingly, I’ve not had a pooh, this is unheard of so I expect I’m about to explode.

Dave!

Are you not starting to miss other flavours? Would you have a curry, or chilli con carne to make it a bit more interesting than plain meat?

Man eats no fibre and is surprised he cannot pooh shocker

Mito Man wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:42 pm Man eats no fibre and is surprised he cannot pooh shocker

This has never happened before, my dog has no fibre and he Pooh’s quite well haha. Maybe if I go in the garden ?

Dave!

Pete_ wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:38 pm Are you not starting to miss other flavours? Would you have a curry, or chilli con carne to make it a bit more interesting than plain meat?

Definitely, I really miss my BBQ sauces etc but they all have either sugar or veg, fruit in etc. So it’s just plain meat cooked in butter, if you get a nice char on it though that adds a lot of flavour.

Dave!

FFS it’s poo, Pooh is a character from some pretty trippy stories!

Yes but poo feels rude whereas pooh seems more acceptable. I don’t know why as I’ll happily write fuck

Zonda_ wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:49 pm FFS it’s poo, Pooh is a character from some pretty trippy stories!

I predict that I shall call it Pooh as when I finally go I shall weigh it and give it a name.

Dave!

Yesterday morning I had a big cheese omelette. I’ve now just cooked my first bit of food since then as I’m hungry again.

I don’t crave sugar, bread, carbs etc and my energy levels are absolutely rock solid, no feeling tired and then full of beans, just stable all the time.

Sleep is great.

But, I think I have a rock I’m trying to give birth too, I don’t feel bloated or full at all but I’ve not been for 3 days, I have some lactolose so hope that gets rid of it. It’s a definite downside and will stop me doing it if I can’t get it under control.

Today is day 8 so I’m holding if that hurdle is overcome I see more benefits soon.

Plus I’m now 19st 7lb.

Dave!

This is now just Daves! Shit Report, isn't it?

Just think of all the toilet paper you’ll save

Beany wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:38 pm This is now just Daves! Shit Report, isn't it?

If only I could get links to work for my pictures

Dave!

Oh dear God let's hope you never, ever do.

You should have gone to have a cholesterol test as a baseline, they're only about £15 at Lloyds Pharmacy. Get a baseline, then test again towards the end. I know you've said it "low" but I'd have been interested to see if changed over the duration.

Also, this does seem a bit of an extreme going full meaty I assumed you were just increasing the intake, not going full Carny.

Matty wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:30 pm You should have gone to have a cholesterol test as a baseline, they're only about £15 at Lloyds Pharmacy. Get a baseline, then test again towards the end. I know you've said it "low" but I'd have been interested to see if changed over the duration.

Also, this does seem a bit of an extreme going full meaty I assumed you were just increasing the intake, not going full Carny.

It’s really odd, I thought I’d feel bloated and heavy but I just don’t. I feel like I’ve hardly eaten anything but I’ve still got lots of energy.

My cholesterol was 160 I believe, I’ll find my medical card tomorrow to check. I have another medical in May so can compare with 2 years ago.

Adding loads of salt is hard to do but you get used to it, when I didn’t I got headaches and I’m drinking loads of water and full fat milk.

If I could use sauces this would be perfect

Dave!

V8Granite wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 4:51 pm Plus I’m now 19st 7lb.

You’ll be 18st 3lbs once that turd’s unleashed...

Serious danger to shipping!!

Has someone checked on Dave? Has he shit himself to death?

Death by anal fissure.

Dave’s back garden earlier...