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Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:26 pm
by NotoriousREV
ShockDiamonds wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:18 pm
Best of luck Harry, seriously.
Question to you all. What would you do if you thought the woman in the queue behind you was far too close? Turn around and tell her? Well that’s what I just did. Jesus the look I got but fuck that, two meters love gimme some space.
Either tell her or start coughing (but not at her)
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:28 pm
by V8Granite
I just asked them to play the game and keep your distance.
That was in the beginning, now people seem to be sensible and particularly pleasant.
Dave!
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:04 pm
by jamcg
Here we go, premier league taking it into hand as there’s been no volunteers. Asking players to take 30% pay cut
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52148955
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:14 pm
by Mito Man
Footballers staying classy as usual.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:21 pm
by Beany
Mito Man wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:14 pm
Footballers staying classy as usual.
It's difficult to explain economics in crayon, with pictograms.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:44 pm
by jamcg
Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:47 pm
by Broccers
jamcg wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:44 pm
Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary
2.5 grand a month is probably what they pay for someone to clean their house.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:57 pm
by evostick
Broccers wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:47 pm
jamcg wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:44 pm
Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary
2.5 grand a month is probably what they pay for someone to clean their house.
I bet it fucking isn't
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:00 pm
by Jobbo
jamcg wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:44 pm
Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary
80% up to £2,500 a month. Not 80% of the full salary
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:04 pm
by Rich B
Yep, same as anyone else normally earning above to £2500 a month!
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:07 pm
by Broccers
evostick wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:57 pm
Broccers wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:47 pm
jamcg wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:44 pm
Wonder what would happen if the clubs furloughed the players and asked the government to fund 80% of their salary
2.5 grand a month is probably what they pay for someone to clean their house.
I bet it fucking isn't
Oh and be a 24/7 slave forgot that part. Cooking and nannying too but even so 30k a year it's not a bad gig.
Sorry Jobbo - I wasn't exactly correct.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:24 pm
by Beany
Broccers wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:07 pm
evostick wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:57 pm
Broccers wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:47 pm
2.5 grand a month is probably what they pay for someone to clean their house.
I bet it fucking isn't
Oh and be a 24/7 slave forgot that part. Cooking and nannying too but even so 30k a year it's not a bad gig.
I'd want more than 30k to be at the beck and call of a massively over-remunerated, narcissistic thicko with entitlement issues and no idea how the real world works.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:44 pm
by NotoriousREV
Beany wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:24 pm
Broccers wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:07 pm
evostick wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:57 pm
I bet it fucking isn't
Oh and be a 24/7 slave forgot that part. Cooking and nannying too but even so 30k a year it's not a bad gig.
I'd want more than 30k to be at the beck and call of a massively over-remunerated, narcissistic thicko with entitlement issues and no idea how the real world works.
How much does your CEO pay you again?
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:45 pm
by Beany
I don't deal with him directly 99.9% of the time.
Also, touche
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:47 pm
by Mito Man
I’ve seen these videos, usually a posh house, then a lady in a maid outfit is doing chores, then the owner comes back and it all get very touchy... erm, what are we on about again
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:39 pm
by Mito Man
Just got another test saying to stay at home 12 weeks - has the fecking timer reset then?! At the end of the week they just send out another bloody stay at home 12 weeks text.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:59 pm
by Ascender
Has anyone seen these reports being prepared by google with anonymised tracking data to measure the impact of Coronavirus by area?
https://www.gstatic.com/covid19/mobili ... ort_en.pdf
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:10 pm
by Rich B
Mito Man wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:39 pm
Just got another test saying to stay at home 12 weeks - has the fecking timer reset then?! At the end of the week they just send out another bloody stay at home 12 weeks text.
its not as though you’re missing anything.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:27 pm
by Foz
Footballers getting it in the neck again, really, look at thier tax and NI contributions.
Cunts like Green and Branson, tax exiles who furlough all thier staff and pay minimal tax are far more worthy of the public’s ire, but no..
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:32 pm
by DeskJockey
Foz wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:27 pm
Footballers getting it in the neck again, really, look at thier tax and NI contributions.
Cunts like Green and Branson, tax exiles who furlough all thier staff and pay minimal tax are far more worthy of the public’s ire, but no..
They too should be made to pay. Is it too simplistic to suggest that if you're the top cheese you put your hand in your own pocket before asking the rest of us to do the same?
