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integrale_evo wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2024 9:58 pm Look in menu for way to change lock sound. Heck, use voice commands to ask it to do it ❌

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Jobbo wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2025 1:28 pm Having been for a rotation in the Yangwang, the Yangwang didn't wobble around afterwards and was actually quite comfortable to ride in.
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Mito Man wrote: Mon Jul 08, 2024 5:04 pm Don’t stand at Molecomb this week!
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nuttinnew wrote: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:28 am Image
Is that Leonardo Da Vinci's original?
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That was the Amish version, now for...;

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Jobbo wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2025 1:28 pm Having been for a rotation in the Yangwang, the Yangwang didn't wobble around afterwards and was actually quite comfortable to ride in.
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:lol:
Jobbo wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2025 1:28 pm Having been for a rotation in the Yangwang, the Yangwang didn't wobble around afterwards and was actually quite comfortable to ride in.
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Jobbo wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2025 1:28 pm Having been for a rotation in the Yangwang, the Yangwang didn't wobble around afterwards and was actually quite comfortable to ride in.
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Jobbo wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2025 1:28 pm Having been for a rotation in the Yangwang, the Yangwang didn't wobble around afterwards and was actually quite comfortable to ride in.
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On the subject of Musk talking shit - ""Full"" "Self"" Driving killed someone. While still in FSD, as opposed to it's usual alleged trick of walking someone into an accident and handing back control and saying "ho ho, your problem now"

https://www.theregister.com/2024/07/31/ ... st_killed/
Washington State Patrol investigators have found that the Tesla involved in the death of a motorcyclist on Friday, April 19, 2024 was operating in Full Self-Driving (FSD) mode.

According to state patrol communications director Chris Loftis, the case is still being actively investigated.

"But our criminal investigative division has confirmed that the Tesla was in Tesla's Full Self-Driving (Supervised) mode at the time of the collision," Loftis told The Register Wednesday.

"Eventually, it will be up to the Snohomish County Prosecutor to determine if any charges are filed in the case."

Jeff Nissen, 28, of Stanwood, Washington, was killed on April 19 when he was struck by a 2022 Tesla Model S. The crash occurred on eastbound State Route 522, east of Maltby.

According to court documents cited in a Fox 13 Seattle report, the 56-year-old driver of the Tesla told first responders he was looking at his phone while the car was driving itself.

The "vehicle lurched forward as it accelerated and collided with the motorcycle in front of him," the court filings reportedly stated.

Loftis said the driver was arrested on suspicion of vehicular homicide, based on his own admission that his attention was elsewhere and he was not in full control of his vehicle. The driver has posted bond and now awaits a charging decision.

Washington State does not permit self-driving vehicles to operate, with the exception of companies that have entered into certified testing arrangements with the Department of Licensing. Currently, Loftis said, Nvidia, Waymo, and Zoox are certified to test self-driving cars in the US West Coast state.

"Laws on the issue of autonomous vehicle capacity might vary by state to state or locale, but it is imperative that the traveling public remember the driver/operator is ALWAYS responsible for the safe and legal operation of their vehicle in any locale in the State of Washington," said Loftis.

"A car may have the capacity to be driven autonomously but that does not give the driver the legal right to do so. "

Tesla did not respond to a request for comment.

As of June 2023, Tesla's Autopilot (a subset of FSD capabilities) had reportedly been involved in 17 fatalities and 736 crashes.
There's more in there, but that's the gist of it.
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Whistlin Diesel has started to drop his durability tests :D bookmarked to watch later

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I saw that last night, the way the rear towbar is connected to the subframe is utterly unacceptable and I can see that writing off the car just through normal use and metal fatigue.
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They did a snatch with a chain, what did they expect. It would pull the rear crossmember away doing a snatch with a chain on a 3 ton truck aswell.

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There’s plenty of videos of Americans pulling a stump with a chain with an ancient truck. Usually the truck abruptly stops. The driver goes through the windscreen. But it doesn’t snap the ladder frame in two.
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Neither had that, it’s pulled the rear crossmember away, which is extruded ?

Maybe it was done to keep the weight so low 🤔 😂

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Looks like the x member/hitch is mounted to the extruded chassis, then there’s a extruded crash structure mounted to the hitch.
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Rear tow hitch/x member is solid steel. Steel is stronger than extruded steel. So it’s just ripped it off where it mounts to the extrusion. From the video the extrusion looks like the anti corrosion coated steel which is what the main chassis is rather than shiny aluminium crash structure.
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I don’t know realistically how well that can be repaired.
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This video appears to have broken the interweb.

50% furious that they have towed their shizzle with this bizzle.

50% this

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Still made out of toffee compared to a Hilux :lol:
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JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:26 pm I say this rarely Dave, but listen to Dinny because he's right.
Rich B wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:57 pm but Dinny was right…
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