Coronavirus

[Simon]

And I just rewatched it:

"We will stop all gatherings of more than 2 people in public, excluding people you live with."

[integrale_evo]

So are you allowed out in your garden ? Is “leaving your home” literally the building, or the boundary of the property ?

It was stay at home, not stay in your house.

[Barry]

Looks like I'll be SORN'ing the Civic, seeing as MOT expires early April.

Living alone is great for isolation but my word the next three+ weeks will be tedious.

[Mito Man]

Yeah I’ve exhausted every video on pornhub already.

[Rich B]

So are you allowed out in your garden ? Is “leaving your home” literally the building, or the boundary of the property ?

don't be silly.

[Mito Man]

If you’re allowed in a park then the garden is no problem

[Mito Man]

12 FUCKING WEEKS AT HOME

[Rich B]

12 FUCKING WEEKS AT HOME

Boo fucking hoo. You have no money worries and live on a farm full of toys.

[Simon]

Yeah I’ve exhausted every video on pornhub already.

Well, Pornhub gave the Italians free Premium access when they were locked down, I hope they do the same for us now.

[Mito Man]

*searches for an Italian VPN*

[Sundayjumper]

So are you allowed out in your garden ? Is “leaving your home” literally the building, or the boundary of the property ?

don't be silly.

There could be a legal point in this. I can’t find a solid definition of “home” but various descriptions do seem to focus on a home being the structure you live in.

My garden isn’t a structure. And as long as I don’t buy any more cars in the near future, I won’t be living the garden either.

[Orange Cola]

Guess our cars no longer need to be road legal either which is sweet

I don’t know where you’re getting that from? I’ve not seen people service and MoT cars from home

[Mito Man]

Guess our cars no longer need to be road legal either which is sweet

I don’t know where you’re getting that from? I’ve not seen people service and MoT cars from home

MOT garages aren’t one of the essential services so how can you possibly have a road legal car once it expires within this lockdown period. Guess you’ll just have to drive a non legal car to the supermarket...

[Simon]

Well, for some vehicles MOTs are suspended for 3 months. It's possible the same will follow for cars.

[Barry]

Where are all these Police coming from that will be checking everyone is on essential journeys? BoJo and Co. sacked most of them by now?

[Mito Man]

And how are they even going to know what is legitimate? You could claim you’re visiting a relative to help, or going to a supermarket...

[Beany]

Lets not kid ourselves people, it's gonna be 'best effort' policing of it. Don't be a prick and you'll be reet. Be a prick and expect to get a stern talking to.

[Sundayjumper]

Beany holds the correctness stick.

[Beany]

It's a rare occasion, but I'll take it with pride.

[NotoriousREV]

Some people will still be dicks but they’ll throw the book at the first couple to persuade everyone else to fall in line.