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Re: Randomness
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2025 10:56 pm
by Gavster
A gift idea for the in-laws perhaps?
Natural Harvest - Cooking with Semen
https://amzn.eu/d/4ajuqYh
Re: Randomness
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 5:50 am
by Jobbo
I’ve seen and laughed at that before Gav, but it is still just as amusing now. I wonder if the recipes are set out in the usual way:
2 rashers bacon
250ml semen
One egg
1 tbsp vegetable oil
Salt and pepper to taste
Re: Randomness
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 11:34 am
by Gavster
It is massively curious, also collection methods and quantities are a big question mark too
Re: Randomness
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 1:30 pm
by Mito Man
Not if you’re Bonnie Blue.
Re: Randomness
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 11:02 pm
by nuttinnew
Salmon fishing in the Yemen was a typo?
Re: Randomness
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 11:02 pm
by nuttinnew
Re: Randomness
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 11:18 pm
by Simon
Flames through the airvents were a wee bit scary.
Re: Randomness
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 1:09 am
by nuttinnew
Re: Randomness
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 5:19 pm
by Sundayjumper
The White Swan, Kineton. Obviously. Nobody will misread that.
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Re: Randomness
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 5:20 pm
by dan
Ah yes, the old Whites Wankington. Lovely place.
Re: Randomness
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 5:32 pm
by Jobbo
Are all the boys at Eton white? Or do those of other race not masturbate?
Re: Randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 7:57 pm
by jamcg
Re: Randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 8:45 pm
by DeskJockey
That's both brilliantly done and a travesty.
Re: Randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 8:54 pm
by Sundayjumper
Doesn’t work on my phone but I need to see/hear this ! Big fan.
Completely incidental; last week out with gavster I was wearing a a Rammstein shirt. We went to some dive bar on the way home, which was pretty empty tbf, but by the time we got to ordering having perused the pumps the first thing the barman said was “I put this on for you” and nodded at the speakers. He’d seen my shirt as we walked in and put some Rammstein on just for me
Re: Randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 9:21 pm
by jamcg
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Jul 04, 2025 8:54 pm
Doesn’t work on my phone but I need to see/hear this ! Big fan.
Completely incidental; last week out with gavster I was wearing a a Rammstein shirt. We went to some dive bar on the way home, which was pretty empty tbf, but by the time we got to ordering having perused the pumps the first thing the barman said was “I put this on for you” and nodded at the speakers. He’d seen my shirt as we walked in and put some Rammstein on just for me
Metal transcends so many barriers, and in my experience has the friendliest fans. Remember sitting in a bar in krakow chatting away with a German lady about rammstein, disturbed and five finger death punch
Re: Randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 9:29 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
jamcg wrote: Fri Jul 04, 2025 9:21 pm
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Jul 04, 2025 8:54 pm
Doesn’t work on my phone but I need to see/hear this ! Big fan.
Completely incidental; last week out with gavster I was wearing a a Rammstein shirt. We went to some dive bar on the way home, which was pretty empty tbf, but by the time we got to ordering having perused the pumps the first thing the barman said was “I put this on for you” and nodded at the speakers. He’d seen my shirt as we walked in and put some Rammstein on just for me
Metal transcends so many barriers, and in my experience has the friendliest fans. Remember sitting in a bar in krakow chatting away with a German lady about rammstein, disturbed and five finger death punch
My son's Reception teacher grabbed my arm one morning when I was dropping him off. Said "I didn't realise you were one of us!". Turns out she'd seen a tweet I made years ago just after watching the Rammstein Live in Paris showmon TV. Bear in mind she was well into her 60s!
The guy above I've seen before and he's good. I follow Macglocky on Insta who does similar and they've teamed up before a few times
Re: Randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 9:29 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
Re: Randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 9:41 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
In fact, here is one of their joint efforts
Re: Randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 9:56 pm
by DeskJockey
jamcg wrote: Fri Jul 04, 2025 9:21 pm
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Jul 04, 2025 8:54 pm
Doesn’t work on my phone but I need to see/hear this ! Big fan.
Completely incidental; last week out with gavster I was wearing a a Rammstein shirt. We went to some dive bar on the way home, which was pretty empty tbf, but by the time we got to ordering having perused the pumps the first thing the barman said was “I put this on for you” and nodded at the speakers. He’d seen my shirt as we walked in and put some Rammstein on just for me
Metal transcends so many barriers, and in my experience has the friendliest fans. Remember sitting in a bar in krakow chatting away with a German lady about rammstein, disturbed and five finger death punch
FFDP is my long run music. Have a set playlist that I listen to. That way I have a decent sense of whether I'm on the pace or not, knowing roughly where on the route each song is.
Re: Randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 11:18 pm
by IanF
Jobbo wrote: Thu Jul 03, 2025 5:32 pm
Are all the boys at Eton white? Or do those of other race not masturbate?
Most aren’t..
