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Is your surname Chlamydia?

No, but I have been called an irritating cunt a few times

dinny_g wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:43 am Names are tricky JL - depends on her surname for suitability...

My other half really wanted an Irish name but just about every Irish name, when combined with my French surname, sounded like a STD...

The mind boggles.

JL: combine your surname with some others: Malignant Little Wingnut <ex's surname>, etc.

My usual consultancy fee is payable for this advice, of course.

I was going to talk you about that - I'm not sure I requested some of the "services" you seem so intent on invoicing, in fact I think most if not all of them are, if not illegal as such, then most definitely immoral.

Anyway back on topic - how about Rameses Niblick the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's My Thribble James Dennis <ex's surname>?

Ron ??

JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:52 am I was going to talk you about that - I'm not sure I requested some of the "services" you seem so intent on invoicing, in fact I think most if not all of them are, if not illegal as such, then most definitely immoral.

Anyway back on topic - how about Rameses Niblick the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's My Thribble James Dennis <ex's surname>?

Now look here. A Reverse Dutch Steamboat may be illegal in your neck of the woods but hereabouts they are practically de rigeur.

There are too few people christened "Rameses" these days, it's true.

PreacherCain wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:13 am

JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:52 am I was going to talk you about that - I'm not sure I requested some of the "services" you seem so intent on invoicing, in fact I think most if not all of them are, if not illegal as such, then most definitely immoral.

Anyway back on topic - how about Rameses Niblick the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's My Thribble James Dennis <ex's surname>?

Now look here. A Reverse Dutch Steamboat may be illegal in your neck of the woods but hereabouts they are practically de rigeur.

I'm fucking off before they make it obligatory -

I missed this thread, thinking it must be about numberplates. How about A916VOK as a name?

Congratulations, by the way, you careless mental case

Congratulations you now have a legitimate reason to buy a 997.1 GT3 with rear seats

"A916VOK" - I don't get it

And thank you - both firmly on course to make the best of it. This had me in tears today, the good sort obviously:



I was going to send it to here but I think it will have more impact if I print it, frame it and just silently hand it to her in the delivery room before nipping down the pub

JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:08 pm I thought I was firing blanks

How many other little JLs might be running around?

Congratulations buddy.

Well, we're 5 pages in and no one has yet to refer to this child as the Little Bastard. I'm disappointed.

Wow. Least expected thread of the year. Congrats !

And: Tarquin Oliver Nimrod.

NotoriousREV wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:23 pm Well, we're 5 pages in and no one has yet to refer to this child as the Little Bastard. I'm disappointed.

Oh, bollocks.

You lot are losing your touch.

How about Erroneous Little, sounds like a rap artist

And congratulations on making a cheap date into the most expensive night of your life

Can't believe my first post on this new forum is because JL is gonna be a dad

Well blimey, good luck to you all. Being Dad is frickin' awesome, especially when they've grown up a bit, even if you are starting it late like I did.

Extra points for having them shipped off to another country for the messy bit!

My g/f recently whatsapp'd me with "Umm... I have news" then followed up with a pic of a +ve pregnancy text. Then was laughing her tits off when I phoned her mili-seconds later - turns out it was her sister. Brutal. But funny. Eventually.

You should've just pretended you were having a coronary and asked her to call and ambulance - then see how funny it was!