FTAO JL

[NotoriousREV]

Is your surname Chlamydia?

[JLv3.0]

No, but I have been called an irritating cunt a few times

[dinny_g]

[PreacherCain]

Names are tricky JL - depends on her surname for suitability...

My other half really wanted an Irish name but just about every Irish name, when combined with my French surname, sounded like a STD...

The mind boggles.

JL: combine your surname with some others: Malignant Little Wingnut <ex's surname>, etc.

My usual consultancy fee is payable for this advice, of course.

[JLv3.0]

I was going to talk you about that - I'm not sure I requested some of the "services" you seem so intent on invoicing, in fact I think most if not all of them are, if not illegal as such, then most definitely immoral.

Anyway back on topic - how about Rameses Niblick the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's My Thribble James Dennis <ex's surname>?

[dinny_g]

Ron ??

[PreacherCain]

I was going to talk you about that - I'm not sure I requested some of the "services" you seem so intent on invoicing, in fact I think most if not all of them are, if not illegal as such, then most definitely immoral.

Anyway back on topic - how about Rameses Niblick the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's My Thribble James Dennis <ex's surname>?

Now look here. A Reverse Dutch Steamboat may be illegal in your neck of the woods but hereabouts they are practically de rigeur.

There are too few people christened "Rameses" these days, it's true.

[JLv3.0]

I was going to talk you about that - I'm not sure I requested some of the "services" you seem so intent on invoicing, in fact I think most if not all of them are, if not illegal as such, then most definitely immoral.

Anyway back on topic - how about Rameses Niblick the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's My Thribble James Dennis <ex's surname>?

Now look here. A Reverse Dutch Steamboat may be illegal in your neck of the woods but hereabouts they are practically de rigeur.

I'm fucking off before they make it obligatory -

[Jobbo]

I missed this thread, thinking it must be about numberplates. How about A916VOK as a name?

Congratulations, by the way, you careless mental case

[Coaster1]

Congratulations you now have a legitimate reason to buy a 997.1 GT3 with rear seats

[JLv3.0]

"A916VOK" - I don't get it

And thank you - both firmly on course to make the best of it. This had me in tears today, the good sort obviously:



I was going to send it to here but I think it will have more impact if I print it, frame it and just silently hand it to her in the delivery room before nipping down the pub

[Jobbo]

[ZedLeg]

I thought I was firing blanks

How many other little JLs might be running around?

Congratulations buddy.

[NotoriousREV]

Well, we're 5 pages in and no one has yet to refer to this child as the Little Bastard. I'm disappointed.

[Sundayjumper]

Wow. Least expected thread of the year. Congrats !

And: Tarquin Oliver Nimrod.

[PreacherCain]

Well, we're 5 pages in and no one has yet to refer to this child as the Little Bastard. I'm disappointed.

Oh, bollocks.

[JLv3.0]

You lot are losing your touch.

[theGAFster]

How about Erroneous Little, sounds like a rap artist

And congratulations on making a cheap date into the most expensive night of your life

Can't believe my first post on this new forum is because JL is gonna be a dad

[tim]

Well blimey, good luck to you all. Being Dad is frickin' awesome, especially when they've grown up a bit, even if you are starting it late like I did.

Extra points for having them shipped off to another country for the messy bit!

My g/f recently whatsapp'd me with "Umm... I have news" then followed up with a pic of a +ve pregnancy text. Then was laughing her tits off when I phoned her mili-seconds later - turns out it was her sister. Brutal. But funny. Eventually.

[GG.]

You should've just pretended you were having a coronary and asked her to call and ambulance - then see how funny it was!