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mik wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 4:20 pm

Explosive Newt wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 4:08 pm <image of posh lady>

Genius

Mik: Dave Explosive Newt is a Country Member

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This could apply to either image.

Country life’s babe of the week does throw up some corkers. Absolutely no idea why she is photographed with a chicken.

‘Cause she’s mad for cock”

I thank you…

I got this batshit note through the door last year. I can only wish my neighbours were as verbose as yours

speedingfine wrote: Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:42 pm I got this batshit note through the door last year. I can only wish my neighbours were as verbose as yours

In B&Q?! The deviant!!

It’s a bit weird he knows exactly when they had sex, how many times and even down to when a condom was or was not used

Holley wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:36 am being, privacy, and personal security, prominently involving one neighbour.

All those nice words and then comma followed by "and"

At least that loon had something to be angry about

speedingfine wrote: Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:42 pm I got this batshit note through the door last year. I can only wish my neighbours were as verbose as yours

That is brilliant. I also want to know how he knew about the condom. Not sure why you'd send that kind of letter though, it's got "I'M NOT MAD!!!" vibes.

unzippy wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2023 5:43 am

Holley wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:36 am being, privacy, and personal security, prominently involving one neighbour.

All those nice words and then comma followed by "and"

I won't have a bad word said about the Oxford comma!

speedingfine wrote: Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:42 pm I got this batshit note through the door last year. I can only wish my neighbours were as verbose as yours

Very sweet, love a good romance story