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Boy, Top Gear really are worthless for car reviews

So that's what SJ looks and sounds like...still, a pleasant bit o' Humble.

My wife bought this in John Lewis. She said she was coerced into it. I have no idea why they sell a Christmas declaration pig with a toadstool growing out of its head like a parasite, but it does look like a bellend.

They are selling some weird stuff this year.

They also have a shark… with scuba gear on ???

This is quite out there as an idea but I wonder if the designer of that decoration is from Scandinavia. The pig refers to ham served for Christmas and the Amanita Muscaria refers to the origin of the flying reindeer - the Sami people herded reindeer and at this time of year the reindeer ate the mushrooms growing wild, the Sami people then collected the reindeer pee which contained the active ingredients of the mushroom for a high, which is where the flying reindeer came about.

I’ve seen this before, but forgot what happens….

"Hello Daaave"



Welshies terrified by ram called Papa Lambarou chasing and catching people while ominously bleating "You're my wife now."

Pfft, like any welshy would be terrified by the concept of a sheep that wants to marry them. They'd be right in there!

Ftao of @mik

IanF wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:38 am Ftao of @mik

In simpler times......

Better than now, “here look at the colour on a screen that doesn’t reliably reproduce the colour so your car won’t actually look anything like this”

^ When Ascender was deciding the spec of his M3T, some of the pics in the thread bore so little similarity to how they appeared on the configurator it would have been like ordering a matt solid colour and getting an uber glossy pearl.

Musk wrote:Wow! Superadvancedbeststuffever! Wow!

RoW;

Rich B wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:37 am Why would humanoid be in the home?

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