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Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:11 am**

Orange Cola wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:59 am
Mito Man wrote: Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:16 pm Back in WEC? He didn’t excel in F1 did he...
Looks like Red Bull is really struggling to find some decent talent, Gasley isn’t great, Hartley has been replaced with Albion who again isn’t great, and the Torpedo is back.
Max can will have an easy few years in Red Bull.
You know they’re desperate because they’re pulling back people they sacked years ago. Also, who’s the torpedo? I thought that was Maldondildo?

Kvyat was the torpedo, although he cause fewer crashes than many others, Vettel has probably had as many lunges and spins etc as Daniil did. They rushed him through too quickly then shafted him when Max came on he scene. They also seem to have shafted Sainz in favour of Max.

With 2 Macau wins under his belt I would not be surprised to see Tiktum in F1 in he next year or two.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:38 am**

Orange Cola wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:31 am
NotoriousREV wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 6:01 am
Orange Cola wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:59 am

You know they’re desperate because they’re pulling back people they sacked years ago. Also, who’s the torpedo? I thought that was Maldondildo?
You mean Dildonado?
It was definitely Maldondildo, Dildonado was someone else.

Kvyat!

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:39 am**

Mito Man wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:38 am
Orange Cola wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:31 am
NotoriousREV wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 6:01 am

You mean Dildonado?
It was definitely Maldondildo, Dildonado was someone else.
Kvyat!

Kvyat was never Dildonado.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:46 am**

NotoriousREV wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:39 am
Mito Man wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:38 am
Orange Cola wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:31 am

It was definitely Maldondildo, Dildonado was someone else.
Kvyat!
Kvyat was never Dildonado.

i reckon Vettel thought he was.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:51 am**

Dildonado was just Maldondildo when he was fucking everyone over.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:10 am**

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:33 pm**

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Lance "not very good but my Daddy is a multibillionaire who bought me a scalextric and an F1 team" Stroll has a drive at Force Ind.... Racing Point.

Did you know that Force Ind... Racing Point is owned by a consortium that includes Laurence "I'm richer than Exiges" Stroll. I wonder if it's any relation to Lance "Is considerably slower than you" Stroll?

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:34 pm**

Jimmy Choo wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:33 pm To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Lance "not very good but my Daddy is a multibillionaire who bought me a scalextric and an F1 team" Stroll has a drive at Force Ind.... Racing Point.

Did you know that Force Ind... Racing Point is owned by a consortium that includes Laurence "I'm richer than Exiges" Stroll. I wonder if it's any relation to Lance "Is considerably slower than you" Stroll?

But Lance says he's earned the right to be there. Daddy only helped a little.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:50 pm**

DeskJockey wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:34 pm
Jimmy Choo wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:33 pm To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Lance "not very good but my Daddy is a multibillionaire who bought me a scalextric and an F1 team" Stroll has a drive at Force Ind.... Racing Point.

Did you know that Force Ind... Racing Point is owned by a consortium that includes Laurence "I'm richer than Exiges" Stroll. I wonder if it's any relation to Lance "Is considerably slower than you" Stroll?
But Lance says he's earned the right to be there. Daddy only helped a little.

To be fair he’s had to suck a metric fuckton of cock. Starting with daddy’s

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:54 pm**

jamcg wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:50 pm
DeskJockey wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:34 pm
Jimmy Choo wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:33 pm To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Lance "not very good but my Daddy is a multibillionaire who bought me a scalextric and an F1 team" Stroll has a drive at Force Ind.... Racing Point.

Did you know that Force Ind... Racing Point is owned by a consortium that includes Laurence "I'm richer than Exiges" Stroll. I wonder if it's any relation to Lance "Is considerably slower than you" Stroll?
But Lance says he's earned the right to be there. Daddy only helped a little.
To be fair he’s had to suck a metric fuckton of cock. Starting with daddy’s

True. But, how does that make him a competent racer?

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:19 pm**

All those salty electrolytes keeping him in tip top form.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:12 pm**

DeskJockey wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:54 pm
jamcg wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:50 pm
DeskJockey wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:34 pm

But Lance says he's earned the right to be there. Daddy only helped a little.
To be fair he’s had to suck a metric fuckton of cock. Starting with daddy’s
True. But, how does that make him a competent racer?

It doesn’t, but it stops him ringing yewtree

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:20 am**

Even the shittest driver in F1 is way, way better than you

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:09 am**

NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:20 am Even the shittest driver in F1 is way, way better than you

While I’d like to see Dan v Lance, Jimmy beat me into second place on my stag do. Though I doubt he went over 5mph.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:38 am**

Lance has more place gains on the start than most, whether that is Merc power making the gain before aero weakness cases him to slid back who knows. He has a podium to his name (fortuitous I know) which many drivers including his highly rated team mate, do not.

Of course his dad has helped him, my Dad has helped me, admittedly mostly with wallpapering and DIY rather than funding a racing career but we all help our kids as much as we can.

Let the poor lad have a season in a decent team with a decent team mate and then start bitching. I very much doubt he is in the top league of Hamilton, Max and Alonso, Ric etc but he is most certainly not shit.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:45 pm**

Wait Sirotkin is/was highly rated?

I won’t ever support Stroll. It’s one thing being a decent driver who gets fortuitous with a big sponsor backing them such as half the field have. They still have to earn their place and keep up the good results to continue the endorsements and if they’re actually good they’ll graduate to a team which will actually pay them.
It’s another matter where you essentially pay your way through F3 to dominate it, then spend an extra $80 million to get to F1, then show yourself to not be good enough to get a drive with any decent team so buy a better team, kick out the better driver and stick your son in it.
Surely if you’re part of a consortium then it’s in the teams interest to pick the driver pairing who will bring the best results

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2018 2:40 pm**

Mito Man wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:45 pm Wait Sirotkin is/was highly rated?

I won’t ever support Stroll. It’s one thing being a decent driver who gets fortuitous with a big sponsor backing them such as half the field have. They still have to earn their place and keep up the good results to continue the endorsements and if they’re actually good they’ll graduate to a team which will actually pay them.
It’s another matter where you essentially pay your way through F3 to dominate it, then spend an extra $80 million to get to F1, then show yourself to not be good enough to get a drive with any decent team so buy a better team, kick out the better driver and stick your son in it.
Surely if you’re part of a consortium then it’s in the teams interest to pick the driver pairing who will bring the best results

Nothing ironic in this post.

Btw, which of the selection of cars your daddy bought you are you planning to drive to your Chelsea flat that your daddy bought this week?

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:43 pm**

It’s would be exactly like that, if there were only 20 flats in the world. And 20 cars in the world. And each one cost £100 million.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:45 pm**

Let’s see how he doesn’t do in 2019, his first job is to beat his team mate.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2018 6:11 pm**

I think Perez is a pretty good driver contrary to what most other people seem to think!

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