So this just happened

[Richard]

Does it do any tricks yet?

[JLv3.0]

Yes, it has a few tricks down pat already. Top of the list are:

1. Filling his drawers on a near-permanent basis;
2. Only sleeping when physically on you forcing you into a position guaranteed to cause instant pain;
3. Looking like ET when he yawns.

That's about it for now. I guess he is only 48 hours old.

[Jackleg]

Sounds rubbish. Send it back.

Well done. I assume you've already decided on what his first car and bike will be?

[JLv3.0]

Yeah I think he's going to go for a Toyota RS4 and a Yamaha S1000RR

[RobYob]

Yeah I think he's going to go for a Toyota RS4 and a Yamaha S1000RR

Sleep deprivation sucks eh . Welcome to you next few months (hopefully not years!)

Congratulations.

[JLv3.0]

Just his mum suffering the next couple of months!

Cheers

[ShockDiamonds]

Blimey he's not been allowed to breed has he?

Congrats James, special stuff indeed. When he sleeps through for the first night, and you wake up at around 5am, it makes all the crying in the preceding weeks more than worth it

[Jimmy Choo]

Yes, it has a few tricks down pat already. Top of the list are:

1. Filling his drawers on a near-permanent basis;
2. Only sleeping when physically on you forcing you into a position guaranteed to cause instant pain;
3. Looking like ET when he yawns.

That's about it for now. I guess he is only 48 hours old.

Well, I'm convinced that he's definitely yours.

[Maurice]

He looks like a right wee trooper.

Congrats to you both.

[JLv3.0]

I think we're going to keep him

[nuttinnew]

[Rich B]

You’ll be challenged physically and mentally many times over in the next 6 months and onwards - but remember, EVERYTHING is a phase!!

[JLv3.0]

Next phase will be to fly to Germanistan on the 31st to see him!

[dinny_g]

Looking good Mini JL...

[NotoriousREV]

11 days. It took 11 days for JL to start posting random pics of his baby despite everything he said

Keep ‘em coming, JL. He’s a little smasher.

[JLv3.0]

Oh God you're fucking right as well I appear to have turned into a dadtard already.

[NotoriousREV]

It happens. Enjoy it while you can, it doesn’t last very long.

[JonMad]

(p.s. yeah, he's cute!)

[Swervin_Mervin]

You’ll be challenged physically and mentally many times over in the next 6 months and onwards - but remember, EVERYTHING is a phase!!

Understatement!

He's a smasher JL - but yeah, you're slipping.

[JLv3.0]

I'm not going to be one of those parents, frankly. I've been railing against that nonsense for a long time and don't want to change overnight!

FUCK.