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I can see Harris either leavening or going a long way with TG.

Paddy might make it work, Flintoff won’t last beyond three series.
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Orange Cola wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:50 pm I can see Harris either leavening or going a long way with TG.
I can't see Harris on Bake Off , he's more likely to go back to the mags 😂
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NotoriousREV wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:05 am I won’t even give that a try. Not a fucking chance.
I'll be watching it, laughing at the ones cutting off their nose to spite their face.
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I'll still watch it, I can't see it being great but you never know.
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unzippy wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:55 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:05 am I won’t even give that a try. Not a fucking chance.
I'll be watching it, laughing at the ones cutting off their nose to spite their face.
Enjoy your light entertainment show with a vague car theme. I’m sure you’ll love hearing a cricketer explaining the driving experience of the next Ferrari hypercar.

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Harris tests a thing seriously
Freddie/Paddy/Monkey dick about in a caravan and/or 3 shit old cars part 1
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Freddie or Paddy test driving a car reading words off a script whilst pretending they’re driving fast a la the Chris Evans series
Freddie/Paddy/Monkey dick about in a caravan and/or 3 shit old cars part 2
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The best bits will be when the cricketer and dating show host wax lyrical about the unusual cars a production assistant bought for them during the challenge episodes.
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I'm just imagining Paddy walking up to his first review car...

"Ooooooohhh, int she a reet Beauty"...

and thinking of watching something else. Of the two, talking about cars, I think I'd find Flintoff, less offensive - we'll see. I'll probably still watch... :lol:
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NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:53 am Star in a reasonably priced stolen format
Ooh, do you think? It started as Top Gear's format, and since the former TG presenters came up with it under contract to the Beeb it belongs to the Beeb.
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Simon wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:52 pm Don't forget there's one more season with MlB and RR yet to air. It's only after that it'll be these two.
Just reiterating this!
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Jobbo wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:30 am
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:53 am Star in a reasonably priced stolen format
Ooh, do you think? It started as Top Gear's format, and since the former TG presenters came up with it under contract to the Beeb it belongs to the Beeb.
IIRC, it belonged to a production company that Clarkson and Wilman sold to the BBC. But facts schmacts.
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dinny_g wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:09 am I'm just imagining Paddy walking up to his first review car...

"Ooooooohhh, int she a reet Beauty"...

and thinking of watching something else. Of the two, talking about cars, I think I'd find Flintoff, less offensive - we'll see. I'll probably still watch... :lol:
As a northerner, even I find Freddie and Paddy too northern :lol:
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If they were after a hairy arsed Northerner you wonder why Guy Ritchie was not on their radar! Actually scratch that, Guy Martin FFS! Need more coffee.
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NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:14 am As a northerner, even I find Freddie and Paddy too northern :lol:
:lol:
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NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:14 am
dinny_g wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:09 am I'm just imagining Paddy walking up to his first review car...

"Ooooooohhh, int she a reet Beauty"...

and thinking of watching something else. Of the two, talking about cars, I think I'd find Flintoff, less offensive - we'll see. I'll probably still watch... :lol:
As a northerner, even I find Freddie and Paddy too northern :lol:
Northernness definitely cranks up a big ol' notch once you get north of the M62! Rolls those oRs.
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dinny_g wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:09 am I'm just imagining Paddy walking up to his first review car...

"Ooooooohhh, int she a reet Beauty. Paddy loves a Ferraaaari. That’ll ding-dang-do for me! *wink*”
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240PP wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:44 am
dinny_g wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:09 am I'm just imagining Paddy walking up to his first review car...

"Ooooooohhh, int she a reet Beauty. Paddy loves a Ferraaaari. That’ll ding-dang-do for me! *wink*”
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Monkey Harris is smiling in the pic at least, that's a start.

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I found that tweaked pic far funnier than is probably reasonable. :lol:

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(I believe this is the original)

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