Dadcars had the most optimistic outlook on this - that it could all be trolling and that at the unveiling all the vacuous models will prance around then exit stage left and Idris Elba will jump out the car, rip the jaguar logo off and replace it with the old one.
We can but hope
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2024 4:13 pm
by IanF
GG. wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2024 10:55 am
Dadcars had the most optimistic outlook on this - that it could all be trolling and that at the unveiling all the vacuous models will prance around then exit stage left and Idris Elba will jump out the car, rip the jaguar logo off and replace it with the old one.
We can but hope
More likely to be Austin Powers!
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2024 4:32 pm
by GG.
If they'd renamed the company shAGUAr it would have at least been amusing.
cool shape, but why does an EV need a massive bonnet and a small cabin? It’s not exactly forward looking.
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:27 pm
by Mito Man
I’m no Newey but that doesn’t look particularly aerodynamic. Wonder what is under the stupidly long bonnet.
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:39 pm
by Beany
Eesh, looks like someone picked up their 14 year old nephews sketches by mistake in the rush to go on a six month sabbatical, dropped them off with the team responsible for making it happen without checking it, and by the time they came back it was doing the motorshow rounds.
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:41 pm
by Mito Man
Looks like the new Tesla design language tbh, which I’ve mentioned before.
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:58 pm
by GG.
Oh great - they've recreated FAB1...
To be honest they deserve to fail and act as a warning to others.
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 2:03 pm
by mik
These are kid's drawings surely?
And what TF is this?
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 2:06 pm
by mik
And also who TF wrote this crap?
"The arches, meanwhile, are dramatically swollen to accommodate large-diameter, wide-set allow wheels - and the new Jaguar emblem features just aft of the front wheel on a gold panel, which houses a rear-view camera on each side"
Allow wheels? And a feature just aft of the front wheel which houses a camera on each side? You mean a feature just aft of the front wheel on each side, which houses a rear view camera???
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 2:10 pm
by nuttinnew
Beany wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:39 pm
Eesh, looks like someone picked up their 14 year old nephews sketches
who had been asked to design a new e-type. The lilac is alright, have they taken it from the Taycan?
The section above the rvc Leapers looks RR.
Mito Man wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:27 pm
Wonder what is under the stupidly long bonnet.
All the people from the advert, ready to jump out when the car is unveiled.
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 2:13 pm
by nuttinnew
mik wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2024 2:03 pm
And what TF is this?
mik wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2024 2:03 pm
These are kid's drawings surely?
And what TF is this?
My guess it is a removable battery / fuel cell.
But it might be the on/off switch.
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 3:54 pm
by Mito Man
Folds out into a portable seat. So you have somewhere to sit for 4 hours whilst the RAC arrive.
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 4:13 pm
by Ascender
So many questions about this....
But every day's Christmas Eve right? They might surprise us all? In a good way....
Re: Jaguar?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 4:17 pm
by IanF
Trying to work out the rear.. is it a tourneau cover like the Cyber truck? Is it a van!? An impractical boot lid with massive lip and high access? If it’s a solid panel ie no rear window, why have a frame line and not just a single piece roof to bumper? Weird anyway. Also, the side cameras will be very low down.. can’t work out if that would be better for parking or will get covered in crud really quickly and no longer work!
And no idea what the big “light switch” is about!! Looking forward to the official reveal later though!