OV9

So what we need is sun, tits and tvs.

TV quality not tip top? Tits oot for the lads!!

"NOT YOU BEANY"

Aaaw

Gavster wrote: Fri Nov 14, 2025 7:07 pm Just googled them, they're mental, very very cool too. Do you end up with lots of spiders in them?

What an utterly pointless thing. The aperture it comes out of the ground is seemingly the same width as the screen so you could have an unfoldable version of the same size that just rises vertically out of the ground.

GG. wrote: Sat Nov 15, 2025 11:14 am

Gavster wrote: Fri Nov 14, 2025 7:07 pm Just googled them, they're mental, very very cool too. Do you end up with lots of spiders in them?

What an utterly pointless thing. The aperture it comes out of the ground is seemingly the same width as the screen so you could have an unfoldable version of the same size that just rises vertically out of the ground.

But then you wouldn't need to spend £300k...

Noticed this for sale down the road from a place I was visiting the other day, lovely place, really looks like a great mix of styles and space. Also It was up for £4.5m earlier this year, now at £3.5m and not sold.

https://www.onthemarket.com/details/17350287/

Lovely - unfortunately the interior does look like it has been designed to emulate an upscale version of newbuild home in Essex... That can be fixed quite easily with mostly just paint, flooring, etc.

There's definitely too much millenial grey, it looks like it was decorated in that period a few years back when removing every last trace of colour was somehow popular. Defintely a great canvas to work on though, I love how it's a large house, but feels very homely with well proportioned rooms.

Gavster wrote: Fri Dec 12, 2025 7:58 am Noticed this for sale down the road from a place I was visiting the other day, lovely place, really looks like a great mix of styles and space.

That's about 83.724 bazillion times more attractive than that 3500 sqft townhouse over 5 levels you posted previously.

Offer them £1.9 milly due to the upcoming mansion tax.
Think of the headache you’ll save over renovating your current place

Forum group buy then we rent it out for porn shoots at £3k per day?

I'm not taking a pay cut to do shoots

That's not far from me, and cheaper than some in the area.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

8Ball wrote: Fri Dec 12, 2025 3:59 pm That's not far from me, and cheaper than some in the area.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

is two pools enough though?

Rich B wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:13 am

8Ball wrote: Fri Dec 12, 2025 3:59 pm That's not far from me, and cheaper than some in the area.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

is two pools enough though?

The right amount I'd say, one in one out.

Decor would have to change, but it does tick a lot of boxes!

There's only one wine room, so that's me out.

Londoners look away

Still seems pricey for a terraced house in Newcastle. Highest price achieved in that conservation area previously is nearly £200k less in Feb 2025.