Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 11:30 am
It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.
Dave!
It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.
Dave!
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It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.
Dave!
Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 12:08 pm
Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 4:03 pm
Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 4:06 pm
@IanF - big 
but you will get over it. Thank you for your update as I think it tells one all one needs to know.
I tried a variety of dating apps. Tinder is a real meat market and I felt a bit dirty after using it because it does just reduce you to thinking "fit" "not fit" "fit" "not fit" as it's 99% about the profile. That said I managed a date with an absolute stunner off there somehow.
OkCupid was where I met Mrs Newt - I had been on there for 6 years with basically nada, she had been on for all of 2 weeks before we met. Luck...
Worth a mention in dispatches was a site called BluesMatch, which was for dating with pretentious Oxbridge types. I met some hilariously unhinged people on there including a woman who had subtracted 15 off her age for the purposes of the site. Her tactic was that she had a stack of older really quite hot pictures she used to reel in unsuspecting dates. Noped out and ghosted 10 minutes after our first date....
but you will get over it. Thank you for your update as I think it tells one all one needs to know.I tried a variety of dating apps. Tinder is a real meat market and I felt a bit dirty after using it because it does just reduce you to thinking "fit" "not fit" "fit" "not fit" as it's 99% about the profile. That said I managed a date with an absolute stunner off there somehow.
OkCupid was where I met Mrs Newt - I had been on there for 6 years with basically nada, she had been on for all of 2 weeks before we met. Luck...
Worth a mention in dispatches was a site called BluesMatch, which was for dating with pretentious Oxbridge types. I met some hilariously unhinged people on there including a woman who had subtracted 15 off her age for the purposes of the site. Her tactic was that she had a stack of older really quite hot pictures she used to reel in unsuspecting dates. Noped out and ghosted 10 minutes after our first date....
Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 4:40 pm
Stop showing the rest of us up with your romantic ways!!
Dave!
Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 4:54 pm
I will inform my wife I have been accused of being romantic and she should feel lucky.
Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 5:34 pm
Mrs Newt: what’s the latest on the Ian situation?
Me: well they met and he said it didn’t go well.
Mrs: Did he give any more detail?
Me: Not sure, the thread has deteriorated into talking about lube.
Me: well they met and he said it didn’t go well.
Mrs: Did he give any more detail?
Me: Not sure, the thread has deteriorated into talking about lube.
Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 5:47 pm
Explosive Newt wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 5:34 pm Mrs Newt: what’s the latest on the Ian situation?
Me: well they met and he said it didn’t go well.
Mrs: Did he give any more detail?
Me: Not sure, the thread has deteriorated into talking about lube.
I'm surprised that she's that invested in the forum. Good for you!
Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 6:48 pm
Threads like this remind me that I don't at all mind being single.
Re: Woman
Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 7:52 pm
Re: Woman
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 12:27 pm
I'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.
Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.
Re: Woman
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 12:59 pm
to be fair - your one was completely mental.Jimmy Choo wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 12:27 pmI'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.
Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.
Re: Woman
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 1:15 pm
Hold on, wasn’t your one a dye job ginger ?Jimmy Choo wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 12:27 pmI'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.
Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.
There are hormonal changes which make the phrase….
“Oh did you not want to wash these socks that the kids left on the floor ?”
To….
“I see you didn’t want to wash the socks the kids left on the floor, shall I cut you again? This is how we learn”
There are bonuses and mine is bomb proof but the deeply hidden Ginger Rage is what keeps life exciting
I imagine a 6 foot nigerian raised in Brazil with a tight ginger Perm could legitimately take over the world.
Dave!
Re: Woman
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 3:32 pm
Her cooking was amazing though.Rich B wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 12:59 pmto be fair - your one was completely mental.Jimmy Choo wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 12:27 pmI'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.
Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.
Re: Woman
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 9:56 pm
You got the highlights.DeskJockey wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 3:32 pmHer cooking was amazing though.Rich B wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 12:59 pmto be fair - your one was completely mental.Jimmy Choo wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 12:27 pm
I'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger.
Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her.
My consumption of smoked food has dropped considerably now for some reason.
I hated the Studio that was so smoky that my eyes would end up stinging. I remember telling her that I was leaving as it was uncomfortable. When she said I was wrong, I turned on my phone torch pointing up and you could see a perfect cone of remarkably solid looking air.
And yes, her hair was just died ginger as a warning to others.
Re: Woman
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 10:07 pm
I love food though, so would put up with lots of crazy sh1t for a good cook!Jimmy Choo wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 9:56 pmYou got the highlights.
My consumption of smoked food has dropped considerably now for some reason.
I hated the Studio that was so smoky that my eyes would end up stinging. I remember telling her that I was leaving as it was uncomfortable. When she said I was wrong, I turned on my phone torch pointing up and you could see a perfect cone of remarkably solid looking air.
And yes, her hair was just died ginger as a warning to others.
Re: Woman
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 7:21 am
I felt the same about the smoky outhouse. The next morning I always wondered if the food had been smoked or me. Did it not have a chimney or something? 
Re: Woman
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 8:30 am
Hey Ian, I'll cook dinner if you get me cheap flights, deal?IanF wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 10:07 pmI love food though, so would put up with lots of crazy sh1t for a good cook!Jimmy Choo wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 9:56 pmYou got the highlights.
My consumption of smoked food has dropped considerably now for some reason.
I hated the Studio that was so smoky that my eyes would end up stinging. I remember telling her that I was leaving as it was uncomfortable. When she said I was wrong, I turned on my phone torch pointing up and you could see a perfect cone of remarkably solid looking air.
And yes, her hair was just died ginger as a warning to others.
#bromanceRe: Woman
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 8:39 am
Captain Clarence Oveur wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 7:21 am We need to find someone who can fly this plane… and DIDN’T have Gav’s out of date food dinner…
Re: Woman
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 3:16 am
