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Re: Getting old.
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2024 2:33 pm
by Jobbo
ZedLeg wrote: Mon Oct 28, 2024 1:31 pm
My pharmacist is a balding middle aged man with a paunch, as is correct.
Drug dealer? I don't know anyone who refers to the person dispensing in the chemist as 'their pharmacist'
Re: Getting old.
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2024 2:52 pm
by ZedLeg
My drug dealer is a teenager with a mastiff, as it should be.
Re: Getting old.
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2024 10:22 pm
by Jobbo
Getting old has small consequences which become annoying. I had a lovely drive round Wales today. But rural Wales at 8.30am on a weekend morning does not have many open public toilets. And I probably spent half my morning needing a wee. Only slightly, not enough to find a pile of slate to kiss behind. But enough to be mildly distracting.
Getting old is presumably a series of mild distractions that cumulatively kill you.
Re: Getting old.
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2025 9:51 am
by dinny_g
I banged the top of my head the other day - gave the cursory check for blood. Nothing... Fine, carried on with my day.
Fast forward to today and I scratch my head and blood starts flowing - I check my head and I've a 1 inch long scab which is now bleeding - where the hell did that come from?
Getting old means the slightest little knock has you bleeding - thin skin I guess.
Oh and I also, for the life of me, can't remember how it happened.
I think I need a carer...
Re: Getting old.
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2025 10:13 am
by Rich B
dinny_g wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 9:51 am
I banged the top of my head the other day - gave the cursory check for blood. Nothing... Fine, carried on with my day.
Fast forward to today and I scratch my head and blood starts flowing - I check my head and I've a 1 inch long scab which is now bleeding - where the hell did that come from?
Getting old means the slightest little knock has you bleeding - thin skin I guess.
Oh and I also, for the life of me, can't remember how it happened.
I think I need a carer...
it means you have hair - you lucky bastard!
Re: Getting old.
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2025 10:22 am
by dinny_g
Not for long rich, not for long
It seems to be slowly migrating south to my ears and nose...