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Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:04 am
by duncs500
NotoriousREV wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:38 am
duncs500 wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:29 am
Indian works well for sharing starters in a big group. Fuck sharing my curry though!
You’ll take my onion bhajis from my cold, dead hands, motherfucker.
Well then you can keep your hands off my sheek kebab and my wife's samosa.
Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:06 am
by NotoriousREV
I swear, I never even looked at your wife’s samosa!
Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:21 am
by duncs500
Pervert.
Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:26 am
by mik
NotoriousREV wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:06 am
I swear, I never even looked at your wife’s samosa!
I heard that you tikka sneaky look at her samosa when she was lying asleep with her head on a pilau with her rice closed.
Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:48 am
by Beany
mik wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:26 am
NotoriousREV wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:06 am
I swear, I never even looked at your wife’s samosa!
I heard that you tikka sneaky look at her samosa when she was lying asleep with her head on a pilau with her rice closed.
Clearly someone isn't busy enough at work...
Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:11 pm
by Mito Man
Maybe he’s just having a break vin-da-loo.
Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:47 pm
by Pete_
jamcg wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:24 pm
dinny_g wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:13 pm
ShockDiamonds wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:45 pm
We do a work curry each year. Previous years we've always split the bill between us 4 manager-types. Last year, somebody took the piss (we know who it is) and the bill went from the usual £100 each to £140 each as a consequence. So this year, word has gone out, when you order your food, tot-up the total and bring cash on the day to cover your end at least. One of the managers (no, not me) isn't happy to cover the piss taking, and to be fair I can see his point.
How the fvck can you spend £100/head on a Curry???
It’s an initial commitment of £20 but then when you leave before the allotted time it becomes £100
Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:51 pm
by dinny_g
I know there's a gag there but I'm missing it...
#BecauseDinny...
Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:47 pm
by Barry
Found out this week that my fave curry house has let standards slip since the old manager stepped down, I haven't been there this year thankfully but still not nice to hear stories like this:
https://www.winsfordguardian.co.uk/news ... falls-ill/
Re: Being offended
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:02 pm
by Gwaredd
I wouldn't eat there because of that terrible sign.
Re: Being offended
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:26 am
by Pete_
dinny_g wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:51 pm
I know there's a gag there but I'm missing it...
#BecauseDinny...
I'm assuming it was a reference to SD paying quite a lot to end his 5 Series lease early a couple of years ago.
I hit the wrong emoji thought!
Re: Being offended
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:00 am
by dinny_g
Bingo...
Re: Being offended
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:57 pm
by Barry
Gwaredd wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:02 pm
I wouldn't eat there because of that terrible sign.
It is appalling isn't it. The food *was* decent though..
Re: Being offended
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:23 pm
by Broccers
All this curry talk has made me order a collection - 1 hour wait - how offensive !! Good tho and have an app and decent sign
Lamb Karai chilli nan and pilau rice
Re: Being offended
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:19 am
by Jobbo
NotoriousREV wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:06 am
I swear, I never even looked at your wife’s samosa!
It wasn’t your wife, it was her nan.
Re: Being offended
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:24 am
by NotoriousREV
Who ordered the shashlik?
Re: Being offended
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:29 am
by nuttinnew
You avoided that well. How's your tikka?
Re: Being offended
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:33 am
by Barry
nuttinnew wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:29 am
You avoided that well. How's your tikka?
I can't actually recall the last time I had a curry take away actually, and last night was a simple chicken fried rice from the Chinese take away (too lazy to cook after the drive back from Brum bike show).
Re: Being offended
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:26 pm
by ShockDiamonds
Pete_ wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:26 am
dinny_g wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:51 pm
I know there's a gag there but I'm missing it...
#BecauseDinny...
I'm assuming it was a reference to SD paying quite a lot to end his 5 Series lease early a couple of years ago.
I hit the wrong emoji thought!
This has at least surfaced this post again because the stupid content filter at work doesn't allow that particular page. Some of the guys here had several courses of food (most of them from that part of the world originally, maybe it's the done thing there, I have no idea), it was an interesting meal for a whole load of reasons and the costs added up.
Re: Being offended
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:12 am
by Broccers
Cant let this one pass
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Alistai ... ick&f=live
Quoting bard to a thicko loses you your job.